In a message dated 12/19/98 12:03:25 PM Eastern Standard Time,
UnderF4331@aol.com writes:

	::looks up at the heavens::  Kami-sama, why do people always assume that
 tomboys have to be lesbians or bis???

Someone has a list somewhere of  the "Laws of Anime Fanfiction."  In it we
learn "All anime girls are lesbians, except the ones that are bis."

SlayerNext@AwOL.com
When I have a little money, I buy some anime.  If I have any left over, I buy
food and clothes.