I've let this go for a while in the spirit of holiday cheer, but enough is
enough. This thread ends. Now.

If you're going to ask something like this, please remember to ask for
private responses. Otherwise the list can get flooded with answers that
most of the subscribers probably don't care about. We're on this list to
discuss fanfiction.

-Tybalt
-who was flipping through the complete works of Shakespeare one day....