Genma attached the last piece of cheddar to his young son.

"What kind of training is this supposed to be?" Ranma asked as he looked
down at his cheese-covered body.

Genma picked up Ranma by his collar and replied, "This training will
teach you the most powerful martial art in the world."  As he opened the
trap door in the floor, faint cries of "pikachu" could be heard from
bellow.

"I'm not sure I like this."

"Don't worry boy, you'll be fine," Genma stated, dropping Ranma into
the pit.

Ignoring the electric discharges and subsequent cries for help, Genma
called out, "You'll thank me for this once you learn the Pika-ken!"

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(I think I've been reading too many of Mr. Cobb's spamfics again.)