Frightening enough, not only do they have them... but they apparently
have, believe it or not, SAILOR MOON brand home pregnancy tests.  I kid
you not.  A home pregnancy test with Usagi and Mamoru on it.

Well, it is a "RABBIT TEST" after all :)

What kind of message, exactly, is this intended to send?  I'm afraid to
think...

The same one that Joe Camel sends: Hey kids suck it.

Mamoru:  "Well?"
Usagi:   "Nope, still not pregnant with Chibusa."
Mamoru:  "Let's try again."
Usuai:   "Yippie!"
Chibusa: "He's my boyfriend!"
Usagi:   "You little spud! Get out of here or you'll never be born!"
Chibusa: "Unless you let me help, there no chance your tow will get it
right!"
Usagi:   "You're just a kid, what do you know?"
Chibusa: "Well, you need to do more than kissing, for one thing."
[Usagi and Mamoru look at each other]
Usagi:   "Huh?"

Chibusa explains the facts of life to them...

Usagi&Mamoru: Oh, ick...


Announcer: Sailor Moon brand Pregnancy Tests: For peace of mind when you
forget to use your Ranma 1/2 brand unisex condoms (one condom fits men
and women).



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     Kasumi found her father cradling her mother in his arms. He
had run out of tears to shed long ago, but the expression on his face
told the story. Kasumi calmly slid the door closed and knelt down
facing her father and mother, tears started flowing from her eyes.

     After several minutes of silence, Soun asked with a scratchy
voice, "Kasumi dear. Will you please say goodbye to your mother and
then go get Mr. Saotome?" He didn't look up at his daughter once.

     "Of course, Father," Kasumi said. She stood up, took one of her
mother's hands in hers, and said a soft, "Goodbye, Mother. I'll keep
my promise."

Ranma-ototo: Please Save My Family - Part 2
3rd place, Aug 1998 Mini-Series, Best of Ranma Fanfiction Awards