And there was much rejoicing as Ranma knelt there... Unable to look in 
the eyes of his accuser.  "Yes...." he finally sobbed.  "I admit it.  
I... I..."  Ranma choked on a sob, and fell over dead.

"Wai wai, the bitch is dead!  Which old bitch?  The Arrogant 
Aquatransexual Skank Bitch!  Wai wai, that skanky bitch is dead!" Ryoga 
chanted as he did a merry little jig.  However, upon realizing that 
Jigophilia is illegal in seventeen states, and in fact, most places in 
the Western Hemisphere, he promtly slaughtered all the little jigs.  
Poor cute little jigs never had a chance.

"Wait a minute...  I can do jigs all I want...  I'm in Japan, which is 
in the EASTERN hemisphere!!"  So off Ryoga went to find more merry 
little jigs.

Unfortunatly for him, while jigophilia is legal in Japan, murder isn't. 
 The police found him later that night in a jig house.  Officer Michael 
Flatley had this to say about the entire debacle, "Just another sad case 
of an insanely powerful Nerima Martial Artist murdering an Irish Jig."

---*CLICK*---

"Alright, man....  It's almost time....." Ranma said, adjusting the bra 
cup so it wouldn't cover his eyes.

"Yes, Ranma... a year and a half of perfecting Martial Arts Flesh Golem 
Creation, and now it's about to pay off..."  Ryoga said, managing to 
look dignified despite the black lace panties he was wearing as a trendy 
hat.  Really, it's all the rage!

***Tonight, on TBS!!!  Weird Science 2: Science in Nerima!***

---*CLICK*---

"Please, Hikaru-chan... I said I'd dance once with Ayukawa...  Okay?  
I'll be right back."

Kyosuke walked over to Madoka and took her hand, pulling her to her feet 
and leading her to the dance floor just as the latest in techno-J-pop 
died, to be replaced by something slower.  Kyosuke pushed outward with 
his Power a little, and even though the words were in English, he and 
Madoka alone could understand them perfectly.

//The strands in your eyes//
//CColor them wonderful//
//Stop me and steal my breath//
//Emeralds from mountains//
//Thrust toward the sky//
//Never revealing their depth//

Kyosuke leaned forward to whisper the next line to Madoka, "Tell me that 
we belong together.  Dress it up, with the trappings of Love." only to 
pull back slowly with astonished eyes as he heard her say the same to 
him.  Their eyes shimmering slightly with unshed tears as they leaned 
forward, losing themselves in the song.

---*CLICK*---

"Ahh!!!  Uhhhh!!!  Oh yeah!!!!  Ahhh!!!!"

(Damn!  The porn channel's scrambled.  Only get the audio....)

"Do it to me Smokey!!!!!"

(Errrr.....  Never mind....)

---*CLICK*---

//Who's that private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?//
//TENCHI!//
"Ya DAMN right!"

(Er. No, they're not.)

---*CLICK*---

**Cherrybusters Sexual Aide Rentals!  Rent one tonight, and go home 
happy!**

(GWAH!!!!!  WHERE'S THAT REMOTE????)

---*CLICK*---

"Daddy...."

"Don't 'Daddy' me, young lady.  You are in a lot of trouble." Soun Tendo 
said sternly to Akane.  Almost immediately, he softened as tears began 
streaming down his face.  "How could you do this to me?  Is Ranma really 
so low as to deserve this?"

"Well, no......" Akane said, too ashamed to look her father in the eye.

"Then why did you do it?  You must have known something like this would 
happen..." Soun raged.  All fear of his daughter, all self loathing and 
everything else was gone, leaving only righteous anger at what happened.

"I'm.... I'm sorry, Daddy....  I didn't mean to do it... It... It.... He 
was being such a jerk, and I do it to him all the time..." Akane 
muttered as she started crying.

"Oh shut up, Akane.  Do you know what this does to this family?  Forget 
about everything else.  Do you really think that our family honor could 
stand up to this?" Nabiki said in a moment that mixed selfless 
compassion and furious anger rather well.

"Yo yo yo!  What up?  Where the Bizzitchs at?" Ranma yelled as he walked 
in, decked out with a Bulls cap turned sideways, jeans sagging halfway 
down his butt, large gold chains around his neck, and other random funny 
looking clothes.

"Akane... Look at him...  That mallet blow to the head turned him into a 
WANNABE!!!!!"

(Heh heh heh....  At least he's not a woman....)

---*CLICK*---

"I'm sorry, Ranma....  But you're locked in your female form..." Cologne 
said.

"..." was all Ranma could reply.  Finally, after a few minutes of 
stunned silence, Ranma laughed out loud, and turned to Akane.  "I'll be 
back in just two months, and I'll be all man again, and then we can get 
married and be happy together.

~~~A Few Hours Later~~~

"JAL Flight 666, now bording for Stockholm, Sweden."

---*CLICK*---

Gee....  Guess there really isn't anything good going on in my mind...  
Oh well, back to the drawing board....
-- 
JD Farber
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