Hello Mayhem,
You know, this was one strange fic. Hilarious at parts though...
With a loud roar, EVA-01 took out a small grill proceeded to fry
the angel in hot okonomiyaki batter.
"It's going to eat the angel for breakfast..." Ritsuko replied.
"After all this time, she's truly awakened. Nothing can stop EVA now..."
I've heard of Angel food cake, but this is ridiculous...
"Yes... I almost forgot..." Fuyutsuki placed his hands on Gendo's
shoulders. "I want you to hold the pipe and push your body up and down.
That's right." Pause. "Wow, you're getting better at this, Gendo."
"Yes..." Gendo replied. "Dr. Akagi is such a good teacher. Almost
as good as you..."
O_o
"You bombed there, you know..." said Misato.
"Pardon?" Hyuga asked.
"You just tried to hit on me and you bombed, badly."
I almost wish some girls would say this sometimes instead of giving
men the runaround.
(Hey! What do you think they do in their off hours? Watch Seinfeld reruns?!?)
Oh, I dunno. I can see Gendo trying to impersonate George. ;)
"It must be impossible for a Mexican to order Seltzer and not get Salsa."
"What is this? I wanted Saltsa not Saltsa!"
Main visual showed no sign of the Third Child. It instead showed a
naked Rei upside-down while underwater spinning slowly to the tune of
'Fly Me to the Moon.'
Maya, Aoba, Hyuga and Ritsuko slowly glanced at Misato, who was
standing behind them. "What?!?" she asked.
Hehehe.
A small purple dinosaur romped merrily beside him. "Hello Shinji!
Huhuhuh! It's time to sing the 'I'm dreaming' song!" It danced around in
the LCL. "I love you... You love me... We're as happy as can be..."
"Oh no..." Shinji moaned. "Not again..."
You are one _sick_ puppy!
Misato nodded her head. "Sure! As long as you get to pay the check
the next time you, me, and Kaji go out on a drinking spree."
"We can't," Ritsuko said.
...It would bankrupt Seele.
She laughed. "That's because I'm the greatest scientist in the
known universe! Hahahahahaha!!!"
A little robot Ritsuko dressed in a lab coat appeared on her left
shoulder. "You're the greatest, Dr. Akagi!"
When did Ritsuko turn into Washuu?
Shinji said, "why do I have to pilot this if it scares the hell out
of me..."
"Watch your mouth boy!" Gendo reprimanded him. "This is good
training for you."
"What training? What the hell--heck do you mean?"
Why isn't Shinji enganged to Rei, Asuka, and the Class Rep yet?
"Trust me..." Ritsuko clicked the 'Dr. Akagi's Great Scheme to Save
Shinji version 1.1' icon.
Win98 chose that moment to freeze her CPU...
"Cyclic vibrations running along the main body!"
"Pressure building inside the entry plug!"
"It's coming! It's coming!"
With a loud *sploosh* the entry plug burst in a geyser of LCL,
spilling Shinji's parts all over the floor.
That's... one way of writing it. Works though, I was laughing my ass off.
"You didn't really have to phrase it that way, Hyuga," Aoba berated
him.
"Sorry... I didn't think it meant anything else..." he replied,
scratching his head.
*snicker*
"What's science for if we can't even save a single boy," she cried.
"Shinji please come back..." she asked. "Please give him back..."
Her tear-filled eyes turned slowly to the being in front of her.
"Pen-pen, please give my Shinji back."
And Pen-pen, moved by his master's tears, relented, spitting out an
unconscious, but otherwise unharmed, Ikari Shinji(-kun).
This part, I didn't understand. Did Pen-pen eat one of Shinji's splooged
out pieces?
"Kaji-kun," Misato said, "don't you feel like we're--what's their
name again?--Mulder and Skully from the X-files?"
"You mean that we're like them because against a great conspiracy
where people make veiled statements that hint on the truth but seem to
point at something else?" Kaji asked.
"No..." Misato deadpanned. "It's because there's this healthy bit
of sexual tension going on between us and absolutely nothing happens
until the very end..."
That, and kaji actually finds out the truth unlike certain agents...
Misato's voice turned sad. "They're going to kill you off in the
next episode..."
Yes, I know. I did an episode of the X-Files called Clyde Buckman's
Final Repose. I knew I was going to die there too...
Kaji queened his pawn. "Checkmate!" he exclaimed pointing to Misato
>from the other side of the board. "You thought you could box me in didn't
you! But I saw through your devious plan. You lose!"
he exclaimed while pointing
Misato raised her hands in surrender. "It's unfair! You know that I
can't beat you at WILD PASSIONATE CHESS!"
"You're a sore loser!"
Er, to quote something my friend was telling me her friend told her...
<Gotta love second hand stories>
I'm so sore down there! And it's all _YOUR_ fault!!
There was a knock on the door as figure entered the room. "Why
hello, Mrs. Ikari!" Fuyutsuki waved. "You're here for that ballet
lesson?"
Yui seemed angry. "GENDO!" she yelled, flashing a katana before
their eyes. "Don't you know what kind of a pervert our son is?!? Are you
even sure he's a man?!?"
She's asking the commander who's currently in the middle of a
pirouette and wearing a tu-tu?
"Yes... Good thing for this pillow on my chest--"
Stop.
Pillow?!?
Shinji's eyes dilated in shock.
Where are your hands?
Between two pillows...
Those _aren't_ pillows!!
<both>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Recognize the movie?
Rei stood naked as she pressed the play button on the CD player.
"Gosh, I hate this part," she said, jumping into her washing
machine.
hehe. :)
Well, strange but I enjoyed it. Made me laugh which is always a good
thing.
Time to face finals...
Yours,
Warren
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