Two clay balls roll onto stage, then unroll to reveal themselves as Gumby
and Pokey, but strangely they've both wearing dreadlocks.

Pokey: "Hey mon."

Gumby: "Pokey mon."

Pokey: "It's time for the pokeymonrap."

Pokey and Gumby: (Hoping and lip syncing) "Girl, you know it's true..."

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb
    Spittle: Tobacco chewing turtle.
    Loves to play baseball, but has never gotten to first base.