Soun? WHAT ABOUT RYOGA!?!

I can just see it now.
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Place: Furinkan High School

Ryoga shouted. "Ranma! Prepare to die!"
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10 Minutes Later.

"AAAAAAHHH!!!" Ryoga screamed as he was being chased down the street
by an angry mob of 30 Ranmas.
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Or the rest of the cast...

Somewhere in the Quinghai valley, a large group of people are traveling 
the mountain road...

"I'm hungry..." Ranma groaned, mirrored in varying degrees be the other 
29 Ranma's.

"Hey do you hear that?" Ranko asked out load, as the other's all turned 
their heads around to listen.

"Sounds like fighting." One ranma said.

"Forget about THAT! Can you smell it!" Another cried as the rest began 
tasting the air and several stomachs groaned.

"Fooooood" they cooed as they all ran forward in search of the sweet 
scent.

***  

In a nearby village...

"And the winner is, Shampoo!" the referee called as the rest of the 
amzons cheered the winner of the tournament...

And as the cheers and claps slowly died, the earth began to shake as the 
amazons began to hear battle cries from the north...

Coming closer...

The amazon's tensed as they looked at the wall of their small village, 
the cries were definitely getting louder...

Closer...

They could discern the cries of the unknown foe as it got 
nearer..."Food?" they thought and clearly puzzled. Nevertheless they 
braced themselves...  

*CRASH* 

The wall exploded into a thousands splinters as the tide of food crazed 
Ranma's charged from the dust cloud of what used to be the wall. 

The amazon's charged the invaders, but soon it all came to the 
inevitable...

A crowd of Ranma's dined at the feasting table, gourging on all the 
food...

Slowly the women woke up, each uncertain of what to do. All of them were 
thinking of the same thing, they were defeated in battle...

And as one they rushed forward again...

This time, crying either Ai lan to a male Ranma or die to a female 
Ranma. 

In all the commotion, a certain tea kettle soared through the air...

Of course, it landed on Ranma. 

After the dust settled, all that was left was confusion and a whole 
village looking at one man...

"Hehe, sorry about this..."

***

Sometime later in the series of this fic...

***

Furinkan high...

"Oh pigtailed _girls_! I will date with you all!"

***

Again later on in the series...

***

In a chapel...

A priest is standing before the altar in front of a large group of 
people...

"I now pronouce you man and wives, ah and husbands" 

Ukyou kisses her own male Ranma
Shampoo kisses her own male Ranma
Akane and her sisters also kiss their own male Ranma
Ryouga kisses his his own female Ranma
Mousse...
Kuno...
Kodachi...
and all the rest that were ever involved in this fiancee mess made by 
Genma...

~ End

Side note -  Would this have been Genma's plan all along? It would've 
solved all of this fiancee mess, well until the next cup of hot water 
comes along that is ^_^ 

Explanations:
Just wanted to get this 30 or more Ranma's out of my system. Guess 
that's why I wrote this short fic.

Any kind of C&C is appreciated, please note though I did this in a hurry 
without the help of spell check or anything. 

Sincerely,
~ Kahlil N.

Anything goes Ranma 1/2 fanfic page
http://www.geocities.com/tokyo/temple/9371

E-mail
becknkal@addax.bc.ca

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