No Need for 30 Ranmas
a spamfic
by Lara Bartram


	"Not there!"
	*SPLOOSH*
	Ranma crawled out of the spring.  And so did Ranma.  "What the
hell didja do THAT for?" they yelled in unison, then looked at each other.
	"Pay attention!" Genma yelled, then kicked Ranma again, sending
him flying into the spring.
	*SPLOOSH*
	Ranma crawled out of the spring.  And so did Ranma.  "Just hold it
a damn minute!" they yelled in unison.
	"Hold it!" the second Ranma (female form) cried.  "What's going
on?"
	"Very bad spring of drowned twins," the guide replied, scurrying
up.  "Go haywire when already cursed customer uses."
	"Thanks a lot!" all Ranmas muttered.
	"Don't be so rude, boy!  Girl!  Whatever!"  With that, Genma
booted all three Ranmas back into the spring.
	Ranma crawled out, followed by Ranma and Ranma.  And so did three
more Ranmas of various genders.

[Half an hour later]

	"All right!  Hold it!  I am the original Ranma and I ain't
changin' my name!"
	The others all stared at him.  "WHAT?" the yelled together,
deafening each other.
	"I said I ain't changin' my name.  You gotta pick new names!"
	The others thought about it for a moment.
	"OK," one Ranma (male) said.  "Then I'm... Sanma!"
	"I'll be... Sanko!"
	"Tanma!"
	"Banko!"
	"Janma!"
	"Yanko!"
	"Shanma!"
	"Anko!"
	"Zanma!"
	"Kanko!"
	"Ganma!"
	"Janko!"
	"Yanma!"
	"Danko!"
	"Kanma!"
	"Hanko!"
	"Anma!"
	"Tanko!"
	"Banma!"
	"Zanko!"
	"Danma!"
	"Shanko!"
	"Hanma!"
	"Panko!"
	"Panma!"
	"Danko!"
	"And I'm Ranko!"
	The last one.  "Ran...  Shit!  Oh, Andrew, I guess."
	"OK, who's hungry?"
	All hands rose into the air.

end