Red-Head MST...
(We see Ryo-oh-ki & P-chan looking through wedding magazines, as we hear sounds
of the Tardis moving. Washu comes in and looks at them, glaring at P-chan in
particular. Ryo-oh-ki looks up at Washu.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa?
Washu: No, you can't have the "Jeopardy!" theme song as your love song. I don't
*care* if both of you love Alex Trebek... (The Tardis machine stops humming.
There's a jolt. Andrew enters the room.)
Andrew: We've landed. (Ranma appears.)
Ranma: Say...what's with all of these columns and stuff?
Washu: Great, we've landed in a Xerox commerical.
(Suddenly Belldandy, Urd, Skuld, and Tenchi appear, and they do not look
pleased.)
Belldandy: Hey! Your Tardis and that Patalabor of yours is double parked in our
reserved spaces!
Washu: Don't tell me we've died and gone to heaven... (Ryo-oh-ki looks happy.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa!!!
Washu: You mean, you *want* to be married here!
Skuld (suddenly looks pleased): A wedding...here in heaven? Wai! (She dances
around P-chan and Ryo-oh-ki. (Suddenly Belldandy pulls out a mallet and @baps
Skuld.) B-b-belldandy?! What for!
Belldandy: You know better than to dance around the engaged couple...it's bad
luck. (P-chan faints. Ranma laughs. Andrew pulls out an sledgehammer and
whallops Ranma.)
Washu: No!!!
******
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1998 22:19:58 -0800
From: Aldrich Bautista <gensao@geocities.com>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] [Tenchi] The Day of Fools - Part 1
Hi, for some reason I didn't post this fic on the FFML, well let me
correct that minor error now. ^_^
Akemi: Really, you shouldn't have.
BTW, The Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction Arcive
(http://members.xoom.com/gensao/) is updated... ^^;;;
And Happi, never rush your writing just to satify my posting deadlines,
Ranma (rubbing his head from pain): Ouuch...the things I do for comedy.
Andrew: Serves you right, through. Say, since when does Happousai have
deadlines?
Ranma: You've never seen him washing his panties, huh.
^^
Sincerely,
Aldrich Bautista
Member of TMML, #WASHU#, #SAS#, RFFC, FFML, UCDavis Anime Club
My ICQ # 4299909
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Lina(to Luna): Don't you think there's too many web-pages and groups he belongs
to?
Luna: Well...I don't know about that.
The Day of Fools Part 1 - "Morning Madness"
A-ko: Alright, let's get that 64 team bracket filled out! In the first round
of the East bracket #1 Akane Tendo goes up against #16 Lara Croft...
Andrew: Um, A-ko, it's called "Morning Madness"...not "March Madness."
A-ko: Oh.
Ranma: Besides, how come you've got Lara pegged 16th? She's at least a
four-seed. (A-ko face-faults.)
By Aldrich "GenSao" Bautista (GenSao@geocities.com)
Author's Forward: This is my second attempt at a fan fic. So please
don't flame me if it stinks. I never finished my first one. I would
like to hear any constructive comments and corrections.
Tenchi Muyo is copyrighted (c) 1992-1998 by AIC * Pioneer LDC. All
rights reserved. The story "The Day of Fools" is mine and can not be
posted with out my written permission.
Washu: So, technically, this is illegal.
Izumi: And technically, I'm a virgin. (Everyone looks at Izumi, big-sweating.)
Oh, come on people...
Last Date of Revision: 8/6/98
-------------------------
Sasami sat down and pulled out a book from a small brown bag sitting on
the dining table.
Washu(imitating Ayeka): Say, Sasumi, what'cha reading?
Andrew (imitating Sasumi): "Fifteen Easy Cabbit Stew Recipies."
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! (The cabbit takes P-chan and whaps Andrew with him.)
She began browsing through it. Always wanting to
diversify her menu, the princess had bought several books from a
foreign book store. Sasami emptied the bag onto the table, she noticed an
extra book. Perhaps the sales clerk had misplaced it by accident.
Lina: Maybe it was so unpopular they were "accidently" giving it away.
Izumi: Like what books could be so unpopular?
Belldandy (who enters the room): Well, there was the illustrated Katra Suma for
the blind, and the Redneck cookbook, and the Quatum Mechanics for Dummies
book...
Izumi: Okay, you've made your point!
Having
read the title, Sasami got excited and hastily deposited all the books
into the safety of their original container. She hurried and hopped
onto the nearby sofa and began reading the book. The book, having to
deal with various holidays and traditions of different Earth cultures,
peaked the interests of the young princess.
Ranma: "Chapter One: Getting Drunk on New Years Eve."
Andrew: "Chapter Two: Getting Drunk on Mardi Gras."
Washu: "Chapter Three: Getting Plastered at One's Wedding..." (She starts to
cry.)
Ryo-ohki entered the room and hopped on Sasami�s lap. There, the
cabbit fell into a light slumber in the warmth of of her companion. She
barely acknowledged the cabbits presence and continued to read the book with
great interest.
"AH HA!" Sasami finally proclaimed in great excitement. The cabbit
awoken to the pig-tailed girl's sudden outburst.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! (She pouts.)
Washu: I know...you're got a cameo role.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa!
Lina (to Washu): Why is she upset?
Washu: Cabbits don't like to have their sleep disturbed.
Sasami received and
idea that a part of her really liked. It awakened a part that we
rarely saw. She knew better not to go forward with the idea, but it had taken
over. Her conscious was throw aside as this idea churned in her head.
"Miya?" Ryo-ohki wondered as the princess gently placed the cabbit on
her head. Sasami smiled wickedly. She would need to prepare. Yes.
Prepare for what she has planned for the rest of her family.
Izumi (in mock horror): Oh, no! Sasami is going to replace the coffee they drink
with Folger's Crystals!!!
Andrew: Now seriously, why would anyone switch coffee brands. (He takes a sip of
a cup of coffee...) Hey, this isn't the caffinated stuff!
Ranma (smiling): That's right, Andrew, I've replaced the caffinated Maxwell
House we usually drink with Decaf Folger's Cry---(Everyone throws their coffee
at him. P-chan pulls a chain and a huge spray of hot coffee spills on Ranma.)
***
Sitting on her floating pillow, Washu, the greatest scientific genius
in the universe, was busy devising a plan on getting that last sample she
needed. Her previous attempts had failed thanks to interruptions by a
certain blond detective.
Washu: That Mioshi is so dumb...
Everyone else: How dumb is she?
Washu: She's so dumb she ran around my circular lab for hours after I told to
sit in a corner...(There's a sound of a rimshot.)
Andrew: Okay...so far, everything is looking pretty good in terms of the fic.
The famous mad scientist train of thought was interrupted when she
noticed a visitor had arrived with the ringing of her crab bell. Turning her
head, she smiled.
Lina (imitating Sasumi/Bates): Hello, Mother-in-law!
Andrew: Yeah, like I can see Tenchi getting killed in a shower...
Izumi: Well, at least we can see his kawaii naked hunk of beef! (Andrew falls
over. Izumi sighs.)
"Hello Sasami, is it tea time already?" Washu asked.
"Nope." Sasami replied smiling.
"May I help you then?"
"Hai! I want to play around a little. May I borrow one of your
inventions? I believe it was reference number 1998-69666"
"Why would you want to borrow that toy?"
Akemi: Say, Washu, is she wanting to borrow that Ultra-kawaii vibrator you
invented?
Washu (blushing): Um, no...I think I lend that to Urd.
Urd (popping through the door, smiling): Oh, you want that back?
Sasami simply grinned.
Washu grinned in return. "So do you need anything else from me?"
Sasami nodded. "Can you disappear for just tomorrow? Seal the door to
your dimension and place a sign that says 'I am busy working on another
plant, I'll be back in a few days'."
Andrew: Now, should that be "plan" or "planet?"
Akemi: What difference does it make?
Andrew: This is a plan. (He @baps Akemi with a rolled-up blue-print with a
Wiley E. Coyote signature.)
A-ko: And this is a planet. (She pulls a cord and Saturn lands on Akemi, and no,
we're not talking about Sailor Saturn or a car.)
"Ummm... Sure but..."
"Don't worry." The princess smiled, "no harm will be done."
"Sure, but I am only letting you borrow this device because I trust you
won't abuse it for personal gains like the others will."
Izumi: Gee, there really isn't much going on here.
Washu: Sasami is a girl of few words.
A-ko: Well, she's does seem a bit out-of-character. She's usually not this
naughty.
The princess simply nods.
Washu suddenly snapped her fingers and a small device appeared in her
hands. It was approximately the size of your average TV remote control
with several multicolored buttons on top. "I will 'disappear'
tomorrow. Have fun Sasami-chan"
Ranma (as he's drying off...yes, he's naked): Ah, geeze, all she wants to get
the Spice Channel...
(P-chan is upside down and having a nose bleed as he sees the Playboy Dec. issue
with Kattrina Witt. Ryo-oh-ki notices and jumps on P-chan.)
P-chan: Bwee!!! (P-chan crashes the ceiling.)
"Hai!" exclaimed Sasami, "I will"
With that, Sasami hurried out of Washu's lab with the contraption in
her arms. Washu smiles at the departure of the little princess. The
scientist immediately complied with Sasami�s request by sealing her lab
off from the Masaki house and placing the sign on the door.
"Tomorrow will be a fun filled day in the Masaki household." Washu
exclaimed to herself as she double checked that her spy cameras all
over the house were operational. "I must keep an excellent record of the
upcoming events."
Washu: Fun-filled day...I haven't had a fun filled day since (screaming, point
to a very dizzy P-chan) that bastard took my cabbit away from me!!!
Andrew: C-calm down Washu. I mean, think of it this way, you aren't losing a
creation, you're gaining an experiment.
P-chan: Bwee!!!
***
Sasami awoke in the middle of the night. The blue haired goddess
smiled. It was the day she was waiting for. The day her plans would
take effect.
The hands of a nearby clock were all pointing at the number three. She
got up and carried Ryo-ohki to the hallway. There, Sasami proceeded to
a near by linen closet and extracted Washu's invention from its hidden
alcove. Sasami glanced about. Ensured that her movements were not
monitored, she left.
Andrew: Ah, the classic sentence fragment!
Belldandy: That sentence should read: "Sasami glanced about, ensured that her
movements were not monitored. She left."
Urd (sighing): Thank you, Noah Webster.
Skuld: Who's Noah? (Urd, Andrew, & Belldandy face-fault.)
The lights of the kitchen flickered on. The blue haired one placed the
small device on the counter. She smiles at Ryo-ohki. The cabbit
returned the said smile. She wanted Ryo-ohki's assurance that she is
still willing to help her in this adventure.
"Ryo-ohki, are you sure you are willing to go along with my plan?" The
princess asked.
"Miya!" The cabbit happily reaffirmed.
Washu: I think she said, "Are you sure that's a disco light?"
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa!
Washu: No, Ryo-oh-ki, you can't have Tenchi be the guy that escorts you down the
aisle as the father... (Ryo-oh-ki looks at Washu with big, large kawaii eyes
that are crying) o, okay. I guess you can. (Ryo-oh-ki hugs Washu.)
Sasami pulled out a carrot and rewarded her willing accomplice.
Ryo-ohki happily munched on the carrot as the princess looks over the
device. Sasami reexamined the manual Washu left with the devise.
After a few minutes of skimming, the princess smiled.
"Ready to go, Ryo-ohki?" Sasami asked.
"Miya!" The cabbit replied happily.
With Ryo-ohki following, Sasami headed for her first victim. She
quietly sneaked up to the third floor of the Masaki house. The mischievous
princess slowly opened the door to Tenchi's room. With a giggle, she
entered.
Luna: And the next thing Tenchi knows he's doing one of those infomericals for
the red devil cooker.
Skuld: I have one of those, and it is great!
Urd: That's the last time we leave you alone in the house with Father, Skuld.
Skuld: But, Urd, Father wanted one of those things for Christmas last year! You
know how he hates to cook when we're not around!
***
The sun rose over the vocanic mountains of Japan. Bright beams pierced
through a window into the eyes of its first victim. Tenchi awoke
drowsily this fine morning. He slowly got out of bed and didn't notice
anything different or for that matter unusual. He decided to take a
quick refreshing shower.
Ranma (screaming): Watch out! Sasami might kill ya with a Ryo-ok-hi as a
spaceship/tank!!!
A-ko: This is not Psycho, Ranma! If it was, then Belldandy here would have a
hoook and start slashing people. (Belldandy pulls out a hook, and evily smiles.)
Andrew: Great, A-ko. Now you've got us on the "I still can't believe you knew it
wasn't butter Last Summer" movie...(everyone runs around while Belldandy walks
slowly towards the camera.)
Tenchi left the room still not feeling much around his surroundings.
Last night Aeka and Ryoko had another one of their fights. It lasted a
long time and he was still tired from the ordeal.
Tenchi Masaki somehow found the shower in his drowsy state and removed
his cloths. He hastily discarded his cloths in a nearby hamper, still
somewhat delirious form lack of sleep. As he entered the shower, the
Jurian prince noticed something obviously different. His eyes widened,
blood trickled form his nose, and he fell unconscious.
Ranma: Maybe Sasami got some Spring of Drowned Girl piped in from Jusenkyou.
Andrew: Maybe you should run! (Andrew gets slashed by Belldandy.)
***
The bright light also woke up a sleeping demoness. She was exhausted
>from last night. Ryoko cursed to herself, <That damn Aeka. She
started it... I still feel tired. Damn! Oh well, I guess I will go wake
Tenchi.> She wickedly smiled as she got up and attempted to phase into
the nearby room.
*BAAAM*
<Huh?> Ryoko thought, <Why can't I phase through this wall?> She tried
again to no avail.
Belldandy: Oh, my! What am I doing with this hook? (The hook disappears. Andrew
is revived.)
Urd: Don't tell me you've been sleepwalking again, sis...
"BAAM*
<Hmmm, wait a minute!> Ryoko thought, <Why is Sasami sleeping in my
room?> Then it struck her.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, It must be a dream!!!"
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa?
Washu: Yes, I don't think Ryoko usually screams like that.
***
Aeka awoke to the sound of screaming which somehow seemed familiar.
The princess cursed the demon that had to try, again, to steal her Tenchi
away from. She got up and noticed a few things about her demeanor.
She noticed that her breasts were more developed and that she was wearing a
tight, skimpy outfit similar to the one worn by a infamous space
pirate. Aeka was in shock!
"This can not be, this is not hap...." Aeka stopped talking to herself
and noticed the familiar voice that belongs to her enemy. With quick
glance around the room confirming her whereabouts, the princess
decided to react.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" cried the angered princess.
Andrew: That's right, folks, it's Monkey-Head-Butting, Tenchi Muyo style!
Ranma: Really, if that was the case, then we could all change places.
Lina: Who want to change places? (Skuld raises her hand.)
Andrew: Skuld?
Skuld: Well, I always wanted to be Irresponsible Captain Taylor for a week...
***
Mihoshi awoke to hear familiar bickering coming from the hall. It
always seems that Ryoko and Aeka are always constantly fighting. It
was her duty as a Galaxy Police officer to maintain order. Thus the
detective got up, totally unaware about the change in her wardrobe and
figure.
Washu: Then again, she was unware of anything...
Ranma: Yeach...I hope those pants are loose fitting ones...
As he proceeded to the door to egress the room, she passed a
mirror.
"Ohayoo Tenchi!" Mihoshi exclaimed to the mirror waving her hand as the
reflection waved back in a harmonized fashion.
Not noticing anything unusual, the Galaxy Police detective headed out
the door of the third floor bedroom. It was her duty as a Galaxy
Police officer to stop their fighting.
Lina: And it was her duty to be stupid, too.
Luna: You know, this fic is rather boring. I mean it seems rather dull.
Andrew: Dull?
Luna: As in watching paint dry dull.
***
"Ryoko! What do you think you are doing stealing my body!" screamed
the princess in the body of the pirate.
"What! I didn't steal your body! Why would I steal a body that
doesn't even compared to my own! I should be asking you that question!" Ryoko
countered in Aeka's form.
(P-chan somehow finds a tub of hot water. He splashes in it.)
Ryouga: Man, am I glad to be a guy! Now, I've got to get out of here...
Ryo-ok-hi: Miyaa! (Ryouga smiles.)
A-ko: I don't know...I don't think I would want to have C-ko's body.
Lina: Yeah, or Amelia's body.
Andrew: Like I would want to steal Keiichi's body. (Andrew turns around and
Keiichi has Andrew's body and vice-versa.) D'oh!
"Grrrrrr... What do you mean? I would never do such a thing I
wouldn't want to have the body of a tainted character of your reputation"
"Well, how bout if I taint your reputation with Tenchi? Heh heh, A
crack of the whip sounds fun."
"You wouldn't dare..."
Lina (imitating Ayeka/Stan): Oh, yeah, well I can beat up your little sorry ass
you fat-head!
A-ko (imitating Ryoko/Cartman): Oh, yeah, you fat bitch, at least IIII have your
body, you little twerp!
Andrew/Keiichi: Don't tell me this is happening...
"Want to try me Princess. After I am done with Tenchi, your reputation
won't get you squat."
"Why you....."
"Oh ho ho ho... Tenchi, you will concede to my love or pay the price...
Snap!"
"And what if he finds out it was you using my body to do such nasty
things... you criminal!"
"Ummm, Well...." Ryoko wavered.
"Ill tell you! Tenchi will probably hate you for abusing my body. His
love for me will blossom. You will be tossed aside like another piece
of trash! Oh ho ho ho ho...."
Ranma: Ladies, you aren't Kodachi!
Washu: Yeah, I know. Sometimes I'd like for Sasami to beat to the punch and
screw the living daylights out of Tenchi. (Looks at Ryouga) Speaking of
screwing...
Ryouga: Um, I guess an appology is too late?
"Aeka, Why I a......"
Before Ryoko could intercede, a familiar male voice interrupted.
"Won't you girls stop fighting!" Mihoshi shouted not noticing the
change in her voice.
Belldandy: Oh, my! That blonde is really stupid! (Urd slaps Belldandy with a
dead fish.)
Urd: Sis, would you stop acting like Kasmi Tendo for once?
Aeka and Ryoko tuned to the image of Tenchi and both simultaneously
replied to him, "Sorry... Tenchi..."
"Huh, where is Tenchi, I though I saw him when I woke up."
The rivals face faulted.
"Ummmm Lord Tenchi are you feeling well?" inquired Aeka.
"Where is Tenchi? And Ryoko, why are you addressing Tenchi as Lord
Tenchi... I never heard you say that before? Hmmmm..."
"Tenchi? Are you ok, you are acting strange?" asked Ryoko.
"Why do you keep calling me Tenchi! My name is Mihoshi! You got
that... M-I-H-O-S-H-I"
Both Aeka and Ryoko looked strangely at the Tenchi that clamed to be
Mihoshi. Something strange is happening.
Ranma: Gee, what was your first clue?!
"Miyaaaa, Miya, Miya! Miyaaaaaa, Miya, Miya!" a familiar voice sung.
Everyone tuned their attention to what seemed like Sasami playing with
her hands and doing a little dance. All the observers stared with
confusion.
Ryo-ok-hi: That's me! I'm a girl! (Washu looks strangely at Ryo-ok-hi.) Miyaa?
Can't I do work on my English?!
Washu: I just wish you'd be a cabbit that simply wanted carrots...
Aeka inquired, "Are you ok Sasami?"
The blue haired girl approached that cyan haired woman and started to
talk.
"Miya Miya!"
"Err... Sasami is that you?" Aeka wondered?
"Hah hah hah... Don't you get it?" Ryoko laughed, "It is Ryo-ohki, I
can recognize what she is saying. She thinks you are me..."
(Ryo-ok-hi puts on a swamii costume and holds up an envelope.)
Ryo-ok-hi: Miyaa! (Puts the envelope to her head.) Miyaa!
Washu: Ryo-ok-hi says, "Genma-panda with a machine gun after dinner." (She opens
up the envelope.) What eats, shoots and leaves?
Andrew: That was bad.
A smiling cabbit enters behind the original occupant of its body.
"Ahhh... so this must be my sister Sasami." Aeka pointed to the
cabbit.
Sasami mentally says to Aeka, <Hello sister, what is happening? I
woke up in Ryo-ohki�s body.> The princesses now have the mental link Ryoko
and Ryo-ohki used to shared. It was fortunate that Aeka respected the
privacy of her sister, or Sasami�s fun could have ended a little
shorter than expected.
Ryo-ok-hi: Miyaa. (Gives Washu a piece of paper.)
Washu: What's this?
Ryouga: I-i-it's the wedding party.
Izumi: But, Ryouga, I thought you were a LDPer.
Andrew: Izumi, it's not a political party.
"What is the cause of this?" Aeka wondered verbally.
"MOM!! It must be her doing!" Ryoko shouted.
Washu: Oh, sure. Blame me.
The pirate in a
princess's body started to walk downstairs. An action in its self
alien to Ryoko. She had always phased up or down the stairs.
The others followed suit.
Lina: Three of a kind!
Luna: Four of a kind!
A-ko: Gin!
Lina and Luna: GIN?!
***
Tenchi woke again from the shock he received from earlier this morning.
<It must have been a bad dream. Yes! A bad dream!> he thought to
himself as he attempted to get up.
Tenchi opened his eyes and noticed in the refection of a nearby mirror
the tanned body that he was in. He saw the curly yellow hair firmly
placed on his head. Blood tricked down his nose as he gasped at
Mihoshi�s beautiful features, features that most men his age never gets
to see. The young prince fainted again falling to the floor.
Ranma: Boy, is this going to be a looong day for Tenchi.
Washu: Yeah, I know. What entertainment! (Look at wedding list.) You want Mokona
to be the best man?!
Ryouga: Yeah, and we have Luna to be the Maid of Honor.
Washu: What?! An entire animal party?!
Ryo-ok-hi: Miyaa?
Washu: Why not?! Why not!! (She thinks for a moment.) I-I can't think of a
reason.
***
In front of the door to Washu's dimensional lab, what seemed to be a
ensemble of a cabbit, Tenchi, two princesses, and a space pirate gazed
at a note plastered on the door of the lab.
Akemi: And a partridge in a pear tree.
Luna (singing): ...Come on, get happy!
Lina (groaning): Please, sis, not the partridge family!!!
"Sorry, I am not in at the moment. I am on another planet doing
research and won't be back until tomorrow."
--Washu, The greatest scientific genius in the universe
Everyone else: Yeah, right!
Washu: Hey! I have a right to have a title!
The group was speechless. A few seconds later, Ryoko broke the
silence.
"Damm! On another planet my butt! I didn't see her leave at all! This
isn't funny."
"But, she had gone the day before. Sasami said that she saw Washu
leave for parts unknown yesterday. And Sasami believes it wasn't Washu's
fault." Aeka told the group. She was being fed the information viva
their mental link.
Andrew: Sasami isn't a good liar.
A-ko: But Ayeka is pretty gullible.
Akemi: I don't know, this whole fic is sooo boring, I...I just wanna do
something else.
"I still think she is still up to no good though. It is just like her
to cause chaos with one of her inventions." replied Ryoko.
"Miya miyya miiya Miya! the blue haired girl said.
Ryoko interpreted Ryo-ohki�s speech, "So you wee there also, hmmm....
Still I don't trust mom, she prob..."
Andrew: That reminds me, I'd better check on the coffee.
Washu (to Ryouga): You want her to wear this dress?!
Ryouga: She'll be in cabbit form, it'll be cute on her!
Washu: But I didn't design a cabbit to be wearing a dress! (Ryo-ok-hi point to
a part of the catalogue.) "Yes, we have cabbit-sizes too..."
***
"Hah ha ha ha ha ha!"
On a planet in another dimension away a scientist was monitoring the
days events evolve live.
A-ko: "Evolve live?" That doesn't make any sense.
Andrew: You'd think Ayeka would sprout wings or something.
Washu was watching with great interest on
several big screen monitors and the latest in stereo equipment that
would make anyone envious. With a bag of popcorn in one had and a
remote control in the other, the red haired genius smiled.
"Sasami, great plan! I can't wait to see what happens next."
Washu: This is even better than CBS on Saturday nights!
Andrew: Or ABC on Friday nights, or NBC on Sunday nights, or Fox on most weekday
nights...
Washu: Yeah, I know. It's a good thing I have direct cable.
Washu smile widened even more as she monitors the entrance of another
participant to the days events.
"Ahh this will get very interesting."
Washu (with a german accent): ...but stupid.
Ranma: You're tell me?
***
The door of the Masaki home opened revealing the Shinto priest of the
nearby shrine. Yosho entered the house noticing the group of people
notably arguing in front of the closet. Yosho sighed. <This happens
all too frequently.> he thought to himself.
"Tenchi!" Yosho yelled, "Get ready for practice later on today!"
Lina (imitating Yosho): We've got to get you ready for your first Sumo match!
Everyone else: Lina!
The fighting stopped and everyone was looking at Yosho.
Mihoshi Replied, "Tenchi? I don't know where he is, may be in his
room."
Yosho face faulted. The half Juraian was surprised to see Tenchi say
that. He even was more surpassed to see Sasami miyaing and what seemed
to be his sister pounding on the door to Washu's lab calling, "MOM!
Let us in!"
Akemi: If I were Yosho, this would be a good time for a drink...
Lina: If you were anyone, this would be a good time for a drink, Akemi. Say,
aren't you suppose to be in a AA program?
Akemi: Yeah? I go to get travel tips all the time. (Lina lowers her head.) What?
Lina: That's AAA, not AA.
Akemi: You're treating me like a bond rating?! (The two girls start to argue.
Washu pulls a cord and both of them gets slammed by a huge 16 ton anvil.)
"My brother, something terrible has happened!" Aeka cried, as she
wrapper her arms around him.
Luna (imitating Ayeka): I've decided to become a punk rocker!
A-ko: You know this fic is rather boring.
The priest was totally shocked to see what seemed to be the space
pirate hugging him. He didn't know what to say at all as several seconds
passed. Slowly Yosho realized what had seemed to happen. Yosho
decided to act with some hesitation in his voice.
"Aeka, I think I understand what is the situation, but let us go to the
living room to discuss what has happened. I need to understand what is
going on."
Andrew: I hope the priest isn't catholic. If he his, wait until the Pope hears
this...
Ranma: The Pope's Catholic? (Andrew groans.)
With that, the entire group followed the priest into the living room.
There they made themselves comfortable. The blue haired girl was
eating carrots. The rivals stared at each other, as the small cabbit smiled
in between them. The young man was almost falling asleep.
Ryoko and Aeka filled Yosho in on the details on what was happening so
far. After digesting this information Yosho then asked a simple
question.
"Where is Tenchi, or should I say the body of Mihoshi?"
Andrew: He's lying dead in a pool of his own blood in a black and white bathtub,
with the shower's running!
Washu: You wish...
Everyone shook their head in reply except for Mihoshi. She had already
fallen asleep.
"Hmmmm... I think we should go look for him..." Yosho wondered
Everyone nodded with agreement.
"Then it is settled, Ill look in the house, Sasami check if he is
around the space tree Funaho, Ryoko the carrot Field, Aeka the shine and
vicinity, Ryo-ohki the lake and it's vicinity, and Mihoshi will look in
the onsen if she ever wakes up."
The group disperses on the lookout for the person in Mihoshi�s body.
Mihoshi just slept there.
Yosho smiled. He had sent the others on a wild goose chase. It would
take the others some time to realize this. The priest didn't want to
imagine the chaos if one of the other girls found his grandson first.
The priest knew that Tenchi would be still be in the house, and thus
retrieved Tenchi before the others could.
Keiichi: Oh, come on! He just wants to screw a 16-year-old kid, even if it's has
Tenchi's mind! (Everyone gets startled.)
Belldandy: Keiichi! How could you think such things!
Keiichi: I know how you and Skuld love to surprise a guy in the showers! (Skuld
and Belldandy blush. Urd gasp.)
Urd: Maybe my sisters have a libido after all.
Ranma: A libido...isn't that a raft? (Everyone face-faults again.)
***
"What happened?"
A drowsy blond began to wake up. This time in one of the guest
bedrooms of the house. There were two others in the room, his grandfather and
what seem to be his body drowsily playing with a pink cube.
Andrew: If that's what I think it is...
Washu: And it isn't...
Andrew: What did you think I thought it was, Washu?
Washu: A vibrator.
Andrew: I didn't think that was a vibrator.
Washu: Good. What did you think it was?
Andrew: A maxi-pad. (Washu face-faults.)
The priest spoke, "Tenchi, are you ok?"
"I think so... What happened?"
Tenchi's grandfather thus explained the days events. Although Tenchi
couldn't believe it, he was living proof that it actually happened. For some reason he had switched bodies with
the first class detective. As he contemplated the situation, Tenchi
noticed a chill in the air. He wasn't wearing any cloths, despite
those hentai readers wishes a blanket covered most of his body.
Ranma: Hentais?! Where?!
Ryouga (imitating Akane): You are, you pervert baka! (He slams Ranma with a
mallet.)
Ranma (weakly): Thanks, pal...(he starts to twitch.)
Ryouga: Hey, what are friends for?
"Now you need dress in the right fashion, that is why I brought
Mihoshi, she can help you get into one of her outfits. I'll wait outside."
Mihoshi giggled as Yosho departed the room, "It is time to play dress
up!"
Tenchi screamed in shear horror!
Washu: Bwhahahahaha!!!
Andrew (flatly): Oh, the horror.
***
End Part 1
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Author�s Afterward: About character abilities, I assume that the
abilities of each character is based on the body. The character may
have the ability to use the weapon, but not the knowledge to
effectively use such power. I hope you enjoyed this story. C&C is really
appreciated.
Andrew: Okay, let's C&C. First I thought that there wasn't much action,
dialogue, or much of anything in this plot. It was really boring.
A-ko: Yeah. It would be nice if you could pick up the pace a bit. There are a
lot of places where you could have added a lot of detail.
Washu: Besides, why couldn't I get into the fun? Have me trade places with
someone?!
Andrew: You just wanna trade places with Tenchi.
Washu: well...
Ranma: I thought the paragraphs were too short. That's all.
Ryouga: So, Ryo-ok-hi, if we're gonna get married, do you think we oughta to go
to a conselor or something? Take a couple of blood tests?
Washu: I can do that. (He holds up a picture of a pink-haired girl getting DPed
by Daisuke and Hiroshi. Ryouga gets a bloody nose and Washu gets a sample of the
blood.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa?
Washu: Yes, that's me...why did you...oh. (She blushes. Everyone else
face-faults.)
You can get this Fan Fic, as well as any other Tenchi Muyo Fan Fics
>from my archive located at:
http://memebers.xoom.com/gensao/
Thanks for reading!
Belldandy: And thank you for presenting it for us!
Urd: Yeah right.
Ryouga: Say, Urd, can I join you? I have this really bad urge to get really,
really drunk.
Urd: Why? You're marrying a pregnant cabbit as a pig...Oh. I see. Sure. (They
leave.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! Miyaa! (The cabbit goes and follows them.)
Andrew: So, when the wedding?
Washu: I think that'll be in a couple of weeks...(She starts to cry. Andrew pats
her on the back.)
Izumi (feeling herself): Wait..there! I found my keys! Now I can unlock my
Patalabor...(there's a thud sound.)
A-ko: Oh, dear...
(Skuld looks outside.)
Skuld: Wai! You killed my Father! You bastard!
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Will Ryouga drink so much, he'll forget about Ryo-ok-hi? Ever want to see a
cabbit drunk? Is God really dead? Will Washu stop crying over spilled carrot
juice? Find out next time as we MST again on another Red-Head MST, the wedding,
part I!
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