The Deal!

In some place at the end of the universe a group of Gods were discussing
life, the universe and everything else. They stood upon a solitary rock
where the
In this pantheon there were only two Gods. The first was one who for all
appearances was just a young man with messed up black hair. Whike the second
was a tall muscular figure who was bald and had a line running down his
head.
The young man gazed at his gloved hand which had six gems on it.
"Hmmm... What can I do with such power?" said the young man.
The muscular bald figure said,"Perhaps you could create a universe full of
urine?"
The young man frowned and said,"No, I don't think so Imabigfatdickhead. It
hast to be something more... grand."
"May I make a suggestion?"
Both gods turned to look in the direction of the voice. There standing in
front of them was an eight-hundred pound gorilla who stood up straight on
his hind legs. He was dressed in a sweater and plaid pants and had a haughty
attitude that could only be emited by one being.
"The Shadow Ape," Imabigfatdickhead said quietly.
The Shadow Ape stepped up to the young man and said,"Oscar, I know of
something that you can do."
"Talk and let it be known that my name is now know as Oscir," said the God.
The Shadow Ape smiled and said,"Of course. Seeing as how you have the Fanfic
Gauntlet I can presume that you know everything about this universe."
"Yes, and your point is?"
The Shadow Ape grinned and said,"Well, that simply takes out all of the fun.
You know everything so now you can never be surprised. Wouldn't it be
interesting to see things and have no idea what would happen?"
"And how would you propose I do that?" Oscir asked.
"Simple," said the Shadow Ape,"Just create a universe where your gems have
no power. Let the worlds flow as they may and be surprised."
Oscir smiled and said,"Hmmm... But if I had no power over them they could
hope to oppose me."
The Shadow Ape said,"But you are all-powerful Oscir! If they tried go
against you you could just regain control of their universe with, but a
flick of your wrist."
Oscir thought about it for a few minutes while The Shadow Ape and
Imabigfatdickhead stood by waiting for his reply.
Turning to face them Oscir said,"Sounds like fun. Heh, heh."


Ryoucilo
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.