The Box!


The camera opens up on a neon coated room where there are two people dancing
erratically on a disco floor. On the floor is Ryoucilo who is dressed like a
preppy prig and Akari Unryuu Has a Posse (Ya Dig?) who is dressed in a
horrible leather ensemble.

Ryoucilo: Hi! This is Ryoucilo and welcome to The Box! No, it's not a form
of cruel and unusual torture! It's a show where we play back old song-fics
at your request.

AUHP:In other words a form of cruel and unusual torture.

Ryoucilo whaps AUHP over the head with the sweater he had tied around his
neck.

Ryoucilo:Anyway, we'll be taking any request from any viewer!

AUHP:As long as they pay 50 dollars.

Ryoucilo:Okay, let's get onto our next songfic! It's a request from Irma
Willington of Wisconsin.

AUHP:Yeah, and I'm sure Irma stood up twelve days waiting for his song-fic
to be played.

Ryoucilo waps AUHP again with his sweater.

Ryoucilo:Okay, we're gonna play 'Ryoucilo's ABC's'.




A is Akari Unryuu who still has a posse
B is for Bogue who can dance, but he's no Bob Fosse
C is for Cannibals who are always ready to eat
D is for Death who in my fics characters often meet
E is for Eroneous, the mistakes made by me
F is for Fellini who made great films a plenty
G is for Girth vs. Length a fic I did write
H is for Hubris which I never try to fight
I is for In Vogue a very strange Self Insertion
J is for Joey Paraparas who made an odd assertion
K is for Kasumi who can suck a golf ball through a hose
L is for Lemon, from whence it came nobody knows
M is for Making the Grade a fic that was pretty raunchy
N is for Nobody's a Fool a fic that was paunchy?
O is for Oh Boy a fic whose subject was debated
P is P-Chan's Lover a fic everyone hated
Q is for Questions, stupid ones I've asked
R is for Ryoucilo a man who never finishes a task
S is for Secrets and Lies that reminded people of a bad soap
T is for Toshi who was into beastiablity whose existence we had to cope
U is for Until I find better things to write about which you have often read
W is for Wrong which is what I am called so many people have said
Y is for YRMMGSS which I now find to be contrived
Z is for ZFDSHAGSHFDSHFDK a word that I derived



The camera cuts back to the studio where Ryoucilo is crying profusely.

Ryoucilo:That was the most beautiful song-fic I've ever seen!

AUHP:Boy, did that suck! It was just a rip-off of Deadpool's alphabet and to
top it off it was one of the most irritatingly self-serving pieces of crap
I've ever read! I'd rather have a root canal than watch that again!

Ryoucilo whaps with a humongous oil drum.

Ryoucilo:What's that? Greatest song-fic ever? I concur! Well, tune in for
more song-fics here at The Box.


Ryoucilo
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.