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Taboo Tattoo


Mousse looked at the wall and hmmed to himself. So many choices and so
little time. He heard a gruff voice say,"You found what you're looking
for?!"
Mousse turned around to look at the man and said,"Yes, I have."
"I'm over here," the man said.
Turning around Mousse said,"Oh, of course... I'll take that one..." Mousse
said while pointing at the wall.
The man said,"You want a tattoo of a squirel eating a croissant?"
Mousse decided to put down his glasses and said,"I'm sorry I do have a
slight vision problem. I wanted a tattoo that says Shampoo..." Mousse
thought for a second and said,"In english! That will impress her!"
The man said,"Where do you want it?"
Scratching his head Mousse said,"I don't know. Where do you think I should
have it put?"
"You're getting this tattoo for a girl right?" the man said quizically.
Mousse nodded his head.
The man said,"Well, you gotta show her you're a real man! Have to put the
tattoo on the most painful place of all then she'll realize that you're an
alpha male!"
"Yes, but where would that be...?" Mousse asked.
The man told him.
"WHHHAAATT?! There's no way I'm gonna get a tattoo there!" Mousse shouted.
The man shrugged his shoulders and said,"Whatever you say. Guess she'll be
happy with just a wimpy little tattoo on the arm."
Mousse thought about it for a second and said, "Wait... How painful is it?"
---
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
Mousse was in pain.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
A lot of pain.
He looked at his surroundings and figured that he was somewhere in the
Shinjuku district. He didn't know what hurt more: the tattoo or the beating
Shampoo had given him when he had shown it to her.
Mousse realised that his pants were still down from when he had shown it to
Shampoo. Luckily she had not aimed for the crotch. He pushed his glasses
down his nose and noticed that the tattoo only spelled out S and O when he
wasn't ready.
Mousse than came to the conclusion that he really had to pee. He dashed into
an alley before anyone could see him with his pants around his legs and
began to relieve himself on the wall.
Suddenly he heard some footsteps Mousse shouted,"Who's there?!"
A few feet away Mousse could see a badly dressed Gaijin.
The gaijin shouted in Japanese,"Ah! I just want to take a wiz."
Mousse said,"Oh, okay. Go right ahead."
The gaijin said thanks and unzipped his pants. Mousse for a split second saw
something that he had only seen on one other person before. There was an S
and an O on the gaijin's penis.
Mousse held back his anger for a while and asked coldly,"Do you happen to
know a girl named Shampoo?"
The gaijin blinked and said,"Nope."
Mousse asked,"Then what does that say?"
The gaijin looked down and said,"Oh, that! It says 'Self-Insertion Fic
Asoko'."


Ryoucilo
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.