Had this idea last night and felt like typing it up now. Hope it's
worth a few chuckles. These are the top 10 Rejected Kenshin lines. If
you have any other ideas put them up. I had some trouble with Megumi and
Saitoh. Oh and a warning there is a bit of swearing. Deal. = P
I'll prolly edit these a bit later. And add a few more characters
Rurouni Kenshin Top Ten Rejected Lines:
Himura Kenshin
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10. Hey Sano, want to go whoring tonight de gozaru?
9. You're going to kill yourself? That's ok, I never liked you anyhow.
8. You know, now that I think about it, the Meiji government really IS
a crock of shit.
7. Quit bothering with Kenjitsu Yahiko, you'll never be anywhere near
as good as I am.
6. Don't get me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
5. Someone kidnapped a small child? Who cares de gozaru yo?
4. Sanosuke, you have beaten me, you are indeed the better warrior.
3. Whoops. Wrong side.
2. Goodbye Sakaba, HELLO Winchester!
And the number one rejected line for Himura Kenshin is:
1. You know this Sakaba is too violent. It's Nerf, or Nothing.
Kamiya Kaoru
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10. Go to Kyoto? Hell no! I only kept Kenshin around because he could
cook.
9. Forget Kenshin, that Yahiko is mighty fine!!
8. Ok, that's it. Everyone get the hell out of my house!!
7. Please. Take my ribbon. You can give it back to me. After the
battle.
6. You know, a metal stick would work a hell of a lot better than this
bokken.
5. Saitoh, I know you're married, but, take me you big asshole you!
4. This food is great Megumi.
3. I've decided to convert the Dojo into a brothel.
2. Leave me alone, harass Tsubame for once.
And the nimber one rejected line for Kamiya Kaoru is:
1. Kenshin reverted to his battosai state? GREAT! The other Kenshin is
such a wuss.
Moyojin Yahiko
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10. This is awesome Kaoru
9. You want me to attack a group of guys with swords with a pointed
stick? I'll find another girlfriend thank you very much.
8. OH MY GOD!! THEY KILLED KENSHIN!!
7. Damnit. *I* wanted to pinch the Sumo's ass.
6. I finally beat you Saitoh.
5. Would you please pass the tofu? Thank you kindly.
4. Now that my pawn Shishio has been desposed of, I will challenge you!
3. I am Myojin Yahiko, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
2. Cook? *I'll* show you how to cook.
And the number one rejected line for Myojin Yahiko is:
1. Call me chan goddamnit!
Sagara Sanosuke
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10. OW!! I stubbed my toe!
9. Kyoto? Just follow the next road for about another twelve miles.
8. I quit wearing 'Evil' on my back. I now wear 'Happy cheery love
fun'.
7. You know theyse bandages serve no real purpose.
6. ROOSTER HEAD is it? I'll show you a cock head...
5. You know what? The Meiji government isn't that bad after all?
4. No sake thanks. I get irratable when I drink.
3. SHO-RYU-KEN!!!
2. Got any opium?
And the number one rejected line for Sagara Sanosuke is:
1. I'm not strong enough? OK, I'll be heading home then, there were
some books I was going to read anyways.
Takani Megumi
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5. I'm sorry I can't operate on you you're not on the HMO.
4. Blood? Ugh I'm gonna puke!!
3. Kaoru? I love you!
2. I've got good news and bad news. Good news: You'll live. Bad news:
You're no longer a 'he'
And the number one rejected line for Takani Megumi is:
1. Opium! Get your opium here!!
Saitoh Hajime
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10. Fighting brings nothing, only devastation and destruction.
9. Himura is using the circumfrence of the velocity of the sword to..
ah fuck it, I have no idea WHAT he's doing.
8. Actually, Kyoto wasn't that much of a bloodbath, the author made it
all up.
7. A man is trapped inb that burning building? I'll save him!
6. Anyone ever consider sending Shishio a BOMB?
5. I'm gonna get Pre-Edo on your ass!
4. OK, who put the Tofu in my underwear?
3. Nobody loves me. I think I'm gonna cry.
2. Kenshin... I love you... In those colors. (Who am I kidding the
boathouse was the time!)
And the number one rejected line of Saitoh Hajime is:
1. Oro?
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"You can try anything you like but when I say I'll kill you, your
death is assured." -- Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"He's the kind of kid that has to get rid of stress or go into
sexual crimes." -- Maison Ikkoku