Subject: [FFML] [SPAMFIC] [C&C welcome] [SM/SPAWN CROSSOVER] [HUMOR] Sailor Spam
From: Enderphd@aol.com
Date: 11/13/1998, 3:59 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Konnichiwa, Minna! i hope you like my first comic attempt, and i hope its
better than the first one  i wrote for the ml! C&C welcome! Enjoy! ~Ender


here goes::
Sailor Spam: The Hel...Heck-Spawn

<Spawn appears in a white spandex leotard, with a blue skirt, red bows and
gloves, making power ranger like poses>
Katzy: <looks at him skeptically>I'm Katzy! Who are you and who does your
balls?!
Spawn: I am the champion of Sluuuudge and Justice, HEL.<slight pause in DiC
dubbing department> HECK SPAWN!!! And in the name of Hel..<another pause>
Heck, I'll punish you!!
Katzy: How?! Are you gonna talk me to death?!
Spawn: <thinks for a moment> I'll Punish You!
Katzy: I'm Katzy! <does the little hand double take thingie>
<Spawn runs around screaming, yelling ' Tuxedo Maggot! help me!!'>
<Que spanish music> <Spawn gets big hearts in his eyes>
Tuxedo Maggot: <After throwing a moldy, rotten daisy> You are a meanie-poopie
head, Katzy! <gasp from Spawn, what terrible language!> 
Katzy: <thinks> *he's cute!* <gets little hearts in her eyes>
Tuxedo Maggot: And you're a badly dressed bimbo!
Katzy: How dare you say that to me! I'm Katzy! <starts to do little double-
take hand thingie, but her muscles spasm and she cand stop her hand long
enough to do her attack>
Tuxedo Maggot: Now, Sailor Spam!!
Spawn: <with hearts in his eyes> OKAY! <does about five minutes worth of
spinning, twirling, and winking> FORCEFEED SPAM ATTACK!!
<bits of Spam fly at Katzy, paralyzing her, and then disentigrating her>
Tuxedo Maggot: Good Job! Are you okay, Sailor Spam?
Spawn: <with hearts in his eyes> <starts to drool> huh? what was the question?


	so, do you like it?  yes, no,"defenately not, you stupid, stupid girl!"?
anyways, i have to go do some really pointless and easy Algebra right now, so
have fun! ^~