All characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi

Set to the tune of 'Rockin' Dog' by Reverend Horton Heat

Rockin' Pig

I met this kitten at my last commute
She walked up and said 'Hey you're so cute!
Shampoo love the way you curl your tail
It always pops back with no fail
Hey there nekko can we go all the way?'
I said 'Wait a minute kitty, I'm no nekko.
Well I'm a pig!"
So I took that kitty out on a date
And I hoped that we would mate
But then we got to her place 
she had the oddest look on her face
She told me my kinda style she just don't dig
She said,' Shampoo never, never kiss a pig!"
A rockin' pig!
A rockin' pig!
She said wait a minute daddy you're no nekko
Well, you're a pig!
And now I call her when I'm alone
And hear a duck sayin' she's not at home
She never notices me when I see her at the trough
Whenever I call her she acts like she has a cough
I've got to stop sittin' like a dried up fig
I've got a reputation as a rockin' pig
I've got to stop sittin' like a dried up fig
I've got a reputation as a rockin' pig
I've got to stop sittin' like a dried up fig
I've got a reputation as a rockin' pig

Ryoucilo
"I guess I let my health go since you quit bein' mine.
But there was nothin' left to replace you except 
liquor, beer and wine."
-Reverend Horton Heat
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.