Here's a challenge for anyone interested...  Use the following clip in a
Ranma fic.  You can rewrite it a little to make it more descriptive if you
wish.  the only requirement is that the same premise must still be there.

I couldn't help but think of what i wrote below after I read this (I just
had a hard time
seeing Mousse have ill will towards Shampoo, and so decided to make it
somewhat
funny)

"Mousse?" Shampoo asked, disbelieving of the way Mousse was acting.

"I hate you, Shampoo," Mousse spat.  "Die."

With that, Mousse launched into a flurry of kicks and punches, far too
many for Shampoo to even attempt to block.  Nearly every one connected,
each with power that Shampoo never thought Mousse capable of mustering. The
last hit sent Shampoo flying into the wall.  Just before passing out, she
heard Mousse one last time.

"Now, Shampoo, the real pain begins."

Shampoo awoke to the sound of Mousse shuffling papers.  "Mousse?" she
croaked.

"Ah, Shampoo, you're awake," Mousse said, as he walked towards her with the
papers.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to torture you now," Mousse said, with an evil
grin.

"Why are you doing this, Mousse?" said Shampoo (in Mandarin).

"Okay, enough small talk, time for the torture."

Mousse shuffled the papers and began reading:

"Once.  upon a time, therwas a place called Tokyo.
Ranma and Aksne were in the dojo, sparring."

"NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" howled Shampoo.

"YES! ITS THE WORST! ALL OF OSCAR'S FANFICS!! DIE!!!"

Shampoo screamed and screamed and screamed.


-jdb

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Justin D. Baugh, CompSci@Rensselaer
www.rpi.edu/~baughj         email:baughj@rpi.edu
"Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, is still there." -
Philip K. Dick