Kami..You bastard!
                                      
                                By Myrriden
                                      
   Thanks to Kami-Sama, and Rumiko Takahashi
   
   "Whazzat? Where the hell am I now?" Pale blue eyes stared at the
   golden gates before him sitting atop the pale white fluff. A man with
   a huge book was sitting a little ways away, listening to a young
   beautiful girl with a Kasumi-ish air.
   
   "Try the opposite, young man." The man, a tall, lean, emancipated
   skeleton, chuckled. "This is Heaven."
   
   *Piku*
   
   *Piku*
   
   "n...n...Nani!?"
   
   "That's right. You're dead."
   
   Ryouga reared back, even more shocked. "How!?"
   The woman answered in a soft voice, "You were in Arizona. You were run
   over by a semi."
   
   "It's happened before! It didn't kill me then!"
   
   "You were a pig this time."
   
   "Oh..." Ryouga grimaced, "Shit. There goes revenge."
   
   The woman smiled, "My name is Belldandy. This is my friend, Paul." She
   pointed at the skeleton. "Would you like to come in?"
   
   "Why not?" Ryouga sighed, somehow resigned to his fate.
   
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   Ryouga walked through the pristine, wonderful cloud sculptures, over
   the golden road (thoughts of Baum ringing in his head) and through the
   multiple buildings. All the people he saw were instensly happy,
   walking about with haloes and serene smiles.
   
   Ryouga wasn't. Ryouga was bored.
   
   
   
   With a sigh, he flopped down on a hard wooden bench overlooking a
   wine-sea.
   
   "Hello, enjoying the view?"
   
   "Oh yeah," Ryouga sighed. He looked up into the face of an old man.
   Not a skeleton like the one by the gate, but sort of a grandfather
   type of person. "I'm Ryouga," He smiled as the man sat.
   
   "Kami," The man replied.
   
   Ryouga blinked, "As in Kami-Sama?"
   
   "That's the one," Kami smiled.
   
   "As in the God?"
   
   "Yup."
   
   "Okay. Kami, one question?"
   
   "Shoot."
   
   "Why the bad sense of direction?"
   
   Kami stroked his beard thoughtfully, "Well, m'boy..."
   
   "Don't call me that,"
   
   "Sorry. Well, amongst powerful ki generation, great strength,
   incredible learning ability, a good sense of nature, and beautiful
   artistic sense, something had to go."
   
   Ryouga seemed to think about this for a few seconds. Suddenly he
   spoke, "Kami...you're a bastard."
   
   "I know...ain't it cool?"
   
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-/\/\-out
Lost World of Ryouga
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