In a message dated 11/11/98 4:30:02 PM Pacific Standard Time,
android18@hotmail.com writes:

<< 
 JENNY: (Breathing hard) But there's still hope! The Hentai's 
 notes were also sent! Please!! Someone! Anyone! Read it and come 
 rescue meeeee!!
  >>


<Door opens to reveal: Ranma, Akane, and Shinobu>

RANMA: I get the old letch.

SHINOBU: They're all letchers...

RANMA: Right...  I'll take Happi. Akane, you can beat up Kuno and...  that
pig...

SHINOBU: That leaves Ataru for me.

<Akane and Shinobu brandish Takahashi Hammers (tm all rights reserved)>

HAPPOSAI: Uh-Oh...

< MAIM KILL MURDER HIRYUU SHOTEN HA FORCED CHIBIUSA LEMON SCENE DESTROY POUND>

<When the carnage is over Akane drags Happosai's Chest of Little Darlin's
away, as Shinobu drags Ataru away...  The trio has forgotten one thing...>

JENNY: <Still tied up> Hey, you forgot about me! Wait! WAAAAAIT! HEEEEEELP!


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I plead permanent InSaNiTy...

-The Mysterious Mister Rios...