A Typical TSLOHWKMMTTALO Meeting
recorded by Jenny 'Android18' Chan
android18@hotmail.com
www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/jerningham/333/index.html


None of the following characters belong to me, except for one
exception, and I'm quite sure ya'll figure out who that is 
pretty soon.

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(A small group of women of all ages file politely into a small 
room. There are chairs placed in neat rows in front of a small 
platform with a podium. To the side of the podium are two chairs,
a desk, and a computer running the Washu Crab screen saver.)

(Over the podium is a banner which says 'Welcome to the
TSLOHWWKMMTTALO Meeting')

(The ladies gradually fill up the chairs, talking quietly to
each other. Two women go and sit in the chairs beside the podium.
One woman is tall and stunning, with beautiful blue eyes and 
whitish-bluish hair. Hentais would have trampled over each other
to get to her, but thankfully, the Hentais were having their
meeting in another wing of the building.)

(The other girl is an unremarkable teenage Asian girl who is 
looking at the Washu Crab screen saver with interest.)

(Finally, a young woman, who looks to be in her late teens or early 
twenties approaches the podium, and stands behind it. She has brown 
hair tied with a ribbon and tossed over one shoulder, and is 
wearing an apron on top of a nice dress. We know her as Kasumi 
Tendo.) 

KASUMI: (tapping the microphone) Hello Ladies. If I may have your
attention please? Thank you. Welcome to the Top Secret Legion Of 
House Wives Who Know Much More Than They Are Letting On Meeting. 
Before we start off I would like to introduce two new members.

(The two women off to the side get up.)

KASUMI: I would very much appreciate a warm welcome for Ifurita 
Mizuhara and Jenny 'Really, I am not an SI' Chan. Jenny will be
our new recorder.

(The women in the room politely clap.)

KASUMI: So Mizuhara-san, would you care to tell us a little about
yourself and why you have decided to join the TSLOHWWKMMTTALO?

IFURITA: Certainly. I was formerly known as the 'Demon God' because
I was a war weapon. I was programmed with the ability to learn 
and duplicate any attack used upon me. When I came into this
world from El-Hazard, I realized that blasting any obstacle against 
myself and my husband would no longer work. I joined this club
in hopes of learning some housewifery skills that I was not 
programmed with, including the use of subtle manipulation. 

KASUMI: Very good, Mizuhara-san! Here, we encourage subtle 
manipulation over obvious attacks. I'm quite sure we can help 
you, and you can help us too.

(The women in the room politely clap.)

KASUMI: Now, ladies, I would like to introduce you to Chan-san,
who will be acting as the recorder for our meetings. I had a 
suggestion from the last meeting that we should note down what
happens in these meetings, and send out copies, just in case 
someone needs a second copy of some recipes. Chan-san?

JENNY: Yeah, um... Hi everyone. I'm Jenny Chan, please, just
call me Jenny, and, um... I'll be your recorder from now on.
I'll be e-mailing a copy of what happened at tonight's meeting
to everyone, so check your mail boxes tomorrow.

KASUMI: Thank you, Jenny-san. Now, on with the agenda. First of
all, I'd like to thank Belldandy-san for the recipe for the
cookies she brought last week. Thank you, Belldandy-san, they
were just heavenly.

(Everyone claps and a blushing Belldandy stands up and bows.)

KASUMI: Now, some old business. Chichi-san, Sasami-san, how did 
that crisis from last week end?

(Chichi (DBZ) and Sasami (TM) both stand up.)

SASAMI: Yes. As you all know, last week, Ayeka got really, really
fed up with Ryoko, and called the entire Jurian army to earth to
annihilate her.

CHICHI: Had the Jurians got here, and discovered that the Saiyans 
were still around, well, they would have destroyed Earth to get
the Saiyans. 

KASUMI: Yes, and what happened?

SASAMI: The Jurians got here.

CHICHI: And blew up the Earth.

SASAMI: And everyone died horrible, horrible deaths.

CHICHI: But then Goku got the dragon balls and wished that the
Earth hadn't been destroyed and that no one got killed. No one
remembered what happened.

KASUMI: Ah. So THAT'S what happened. I knew I didn't just
past out. So that's what happened? Is the crisis over?

CHICHI: Uh-huh. Goku also wished that the Jurians didn't know
about the Saiyan's survival.

KASUMI: Really? That's very uncharacteristic of your husband...

CHICHI: Well, during the entire thing, Goku discovered Ryoko and,
well, he never could resist a challenger. 

KASUMI: Shall the Earth be destroyed again during their fight?

SASAMI: They decided to take their fight somewhere where it 
wouldn't hurt the Earth.

CHICHI: So expect the moon to explode in the next 24 hours.

KASUMI: Oh my. Ikuko Tsukino-san? Makoto Kino-san? Are either of
you here?

(Ikuko (SM) and Makoto (SM) both stand up. After Makoto sees
that Ikuko has stood up, she sits down.)

IKUKO: Yes.

KASUMI: Will your daughter be able to regenerate the moon? Again?

IKUKO: Well, she's done it before when it was destroyed before,
so she'll be able to do it again.

KASUMI: Very good. Is there any more old news? No? Okay, any new
news?

(Belldandy stands up.)

KASUMI: Belldandy-san?

BELLDANDY: I would like to report that things might be getting
rather chaotic in a little while, because Onee-san just released
all of the bugs that Imouto's captured within the last few 
months.

KASUMI: Thank you, Belldandy-san. I think that with all the chaos
we all put up with normally, this will go by unnoticed.

BELLDANDY: I hope so.

KASUMI: Thanks for the warning, Belldandy-san. Is there any more
new news? No? Then I have something to report.

KASUMI: Ranma has not had another fiance or arch rival show up in
a couple of weeks. This can only mean that one, or possibly two,
will show up within the next couple of days. I advise that everyone 
stay away from Nerima for the next little bit. Now. Since there are 
no new news, are there any questions?

(Makoto Kino (SM) stands up)

KASUMI: Makoto Kino-san?

MAKOTO: Mamoru has been kidnapped. Again. I am getting sick of
Usagi's wailing. Has anyone seen him?

(Ifurita (El-H) stands up.)

IFURITA: Was he wearing a mask, a tuxedo, and carrying a rose?

MAKOTO: Yeah, that's probably him.

IFURITA: I think I saw him being carried off by a random monster
towards the North Pole when I was flying around the Earth a few
days ago.

MAKOTO: Really? Thanks.

KASUMI: Thank you, Mizuhara-san. Is there any more questions?
Yes, Mizuhara-san?

IFURITA: Does anyone know of someone who uses housewifery skills
as a form of attack? That is, if you were wondering, why I was
flying around the Earth a few days ago.

KASUMI: I believe I can help you with that. My sister 
Akane-chan... when you see her cook/clean, you'd think she was 
trying to attack and kill the food/house instead. Also, I think
Ranma-kun has studied a form of Martial-Housewifery-Art before.

IFURITA: Thank you. I will pay Akane and Ranma a visit. 

KASUMI: Anymore questions? No? Okay, I call this meeting of
the TSLOHWWKMMTTALO to a close. Please feel free to just talk and
exchange recipes. If you have a recipe, then please give it
to Jenny-san so she can type it up.

[The ladies leave their chairs, move to other chairs, and just
start talking to each other. Some go to talk to Jenny, and gives
her some recipes. After Jenny is done typing, Kasumi goes to
talk to her.]

KASUMI: Did you manage to get all that down, Jenny-san?

JENNY: Yeah... who invented this word processor? I've never seen
anything like it! It's almost like the thing types whatever you're
thinking before you type it!

KASUMI: I believe that Sasami-san's friend Processor Washu 
donated that computer... something about an ancient piece of 
junk. So how did you find today's meeting?

JENNY: It was... interesting. I never knew house wives knew that
so much was going on.

KASUMI: That's why we're called the TSLOHWWKMMTTALO.

JENNY: Right... sure... anyway, I'll just send this to everyone
now. **click** uh-oh.

KASUMI: Is something wrong?

JENNY: I... I sent a copy to the FFML by mistake...

KASUMI: FFML? Oh, not to worry. You aren't an established author. 
No one will read this, or anything else you'll ever send. You don't 
have to worry.

JENNY: Good. That's a relief... I... think. 

			   (END)

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