On Tue, 10 Nov 1998, UnderF4331@aol.com wrote:

	This doesn't really have a title...


And Now, The News...
By Ryo Hoshi

	Onscreen there stands a female newsie.  There is a certain air of 

vagueness

about her.  You put it down to her perfect airhead looks -- puffy blond hair,
baby blue eyes, a smile that looks permanant, and a skirt suit in the palest
pink possible -- and note that it looks like she's reading, with effort, some
que cards being held off camera.
	Off camera, some man says, "Hey, you're on!"
	After giving the man a blank look for a few seconds as the information
processes, she steps to the side and we see behind her two men, sitting at a
table, eating.	
	"We are now in the third course of the eating contest, and there are 

only two

contestants left."
	The camera zooms in on the one on the left.  He is a red-haired man.  

His

hair is long, and in the front it is braided with little black bows on the
ends of the braids.  He wears a helmet that is mindful of a hubcap.  His pants
look like they were cut out of a circus tent, and are held up by a green and
gold belt.  He is large.
	"So far, Obelix is about three boars ahead of Goku..."


	If somebody wants to exspand this, they are welcome to do so as long as 

they

give me credit for the above.

	Hmm, those two have big appetites.  If I were to set up a big anime and 
near anime eating contest I think I'd select these contestants:
Goku and Obelix can stay
Sakura from Urusei Yatsura
Lina Inverse and Gaury from slayers
Twister from his fanfict series
The Flash from the live action TV series
Karumi (The younger "lost Tendo Sister") from Ranma 1\2
Raven and Coyote from American indian legends

		--Ryo Hoshi