This doesn't really have a title...


And Now, The News...
By Ryo Hoshi

	Onscreen there stands a female newsie.  There is a certain air of vagueness
about her.  You put it down to her perfect airhead looks -- puffy blond hair,
baby blue eyes, a smile that looks permanant, and a skirt suit in the palest
pink possible -- and note that it looks like she's reading, with effort, some
que cards being held off camera.
	Off camera, some man says, "Hey, you're on!"
	After giving the man a blank look for a few seconds as the information
processes, she steps to the side and we see behind her two men, sitting at a
table, eating.	
	"We are now in the third course of the eating contest, and there are only two
contestants left."
	The camera zooms in on the one on the left.  He is a red-haired man.  His
hair is long, and in the front it is braided with little black bows on the
ends of the braids.  He wears a helmet that is mindful of a hubcap.  His pants
look like they were cut out of a circus tent, and are held up by a green and
gold belt.  He is large.
	"So far, Obelix is about three boars ahead of Goku..."


	If somebody wants to exspand this, they are welcome to do so as long as they
give me credit for the above.


		--Ryo Hoshi