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The Digital Penguin!
I Am The Best Writer!

	Um, no. You're not the best writer. It needs a spell checker bad,

and you need

to check the plot, pal. It's more incoherent than a Baywatch

episode. There is

no flow, no point, nothing makes sense.

Did it ever occur to anyone that perhaps that was the *intent* of Mr.
Digital Penguin's first entry?

Come on, people, it was a spoof of Oscar and Dr. Thinker, fer
chrissakes. How many brain cells does it take to *see* that? 

I, for one, have been sitting here laughing at all of you since Mr.
Digital Penguin posted that little train wreck. It took all of about
five seconds to realize that somebody was spoofing the infamous worst
of fanfiction.

	Besides, parodies are best done when its well written. The best

parodies

No offense, Andrew-san, but are you brain damaged? What purpose would
it serve to have a *well-written* parody of an author who has NO
writing abilities whatsoever? 

	You want to make this parody fly? Then clean up the grammar and
spelling. Make the plot understandable, and then you'll have a much

better work. 

Someone here seems to have missed the point so badly he'll need a
warp-capable starship to catch up with it...

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