This ideaw as floating around in my head, and to escape from the pain of 
studying, I wrote it.  Please tell me what you think. 


Oh also, I'd like to note that I don't own the rights to any of the 
characters mentioned in here.


 The First Annual Worse-then-a-Pig Pageant!

Generic type Announcer:	 The Judges have finally narrowed it done to one 
	 contestant.  To win, all this young man has to do is top one poor 
	 boy's horrible curse. He has to be able to beat pork. Let's have 
	 a round of applause for the Ryouga "P-Chan" Hibiki and our contestant
 	 Ranma Saotome!

Audience: (applauds)

Ryoga:   You think you have it bad just because you turn into a girl? 
	 Well I turn into a pig.  I dare you to top that Ranma!

Ranma:   Uhhhh...okay.  How about, I turn into a magical girl?

Ryoga: 	 What's wrong with that? Magic powers, secret identity, cool 
	 slogans to shout..

Ranma:   Alright, if that's not that bad, what about if I turned into a 
	 whiney blond magical girl?

Ryoga:   That's still not too bad.  I mean, c'mon, I turn into a 
	 potential dinner. You just turn into an annoying brat.  There's no 
	 danger involved there.Now, if you were to turn into some type of
	 magical girl assistant animal, then you might be on to something.

Ranma:   Okay!  I got it!  What if I turned into a cute fluffy white 
	 bunny with a red gem in the middle of his forehead and all I 
	 could say was Puuu.  Would that beat a pig?

Ryoga:   Yes, yes it would.  In fact, I'm sure that would beat just about 
	 anything.  But we have to get the Judges decision on that.  Judges?

Judges:	 murmer murmer murmer murmer murmer murmer murmer...Yes, turning 
	 into a cute fluffy white bunny with a red gem in the middle of his 
	 forehead who can only say Puu does beat turning into a pig.  We 
	 have a winner.

Ryoga: (takes a crown and places it on Ranma's head)

Ranma:	 Thank you, Thank you, this is the happiest day of my life! 
(starts crying)

End