The Digital Penguin!
I Am The Best Writer!

Is this a joke? No one can be _this_ klewless.

Abominable grammar, atrocious spelling and more plot twits than "Twister",
it just about made me blow chunks.

My friend, if this _isn't_ a joke and you truly do write like this, then I
recommend a good style handbook and that you REALLY pay attention during
English class instead of drawing charactatures of your teacher as youma
with big norks.  (ESPECIALLY if said teacher is male! ARRGH!)

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##   ## ##   ## #######  ##   ##  AKA Tom Jefferys, Time Lord for Hire
##   ##  #   #   ##   ## ### ###      "Have TARDIS; Will Travel."
## # ##   ###    #####   ## # ##  Wielder of ANVIL and SPAM!
### ###    #     ##  ##  ##   ##     [ Will code for food! ]
##   ##   ###   ###   ## ##   ##_of_UT haunts <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>
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"What kind of stupid alien escapes in a car?!"
                                     -- Kizuki Mitsuha, Silbuster ch.1