Disclaimers:

Ranma belongs to Takahashi Rumiko.
*****
Notes:
    *action*
    <sound effects>


Commercial

    Scene opens in the courtyard of Furinken High.  As usual Kuno is
battle with that vile sorcerer Saotome and losing pitifully.  Sudden a
diminutive ninja appears next to Kuno.

    Sasuke:  *hands Kuno a can of something*  Master Kuno! Drink this.

    Kuno: *takes the can offered by Sasuke and downs it.* <Chug> <Chug>

    Ranma and Kuno begins to fight again.  This time Kuno pounds Ranma
into the ground.

    Kuno:  *holding up a can of Lipton Brisk Iced Tea*  That's Brisk,
Baby!
*****
Author's notes:

    Got the idea after watching one too many of those commercials. =�
--
Jonathan Tsoi =�
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