In a message dated 10/31/98 9:29:44 PM Central Standard Time,
trikster@hotmail.com writes:

As the various members of the FFML write stories, flame each other, 

 >and consume vast quantities
 >of SPAM, they suddenly notice a shaft of light appear in their midst. 
 >A shape appears in the
 >light, and as it fades, they see a face they hoped never to see >again.
 >..
 
 suddenly a sence of impending doom desends.......
 
 > "OSCAR!!" Everyone yells. Indeed, the hermaphrodie cat molester 
 >stands before them dressed in
 >an unfamiler jumpsuit.
 
 Friggin' smeg.. I had clairvoince...
 
 > "I thought you were dead!" One writer yells.
 > Oscar nods. "I was indeed dead. But through a miracle, I was reborn 
 >to fufil a most holy mission!"
 > "What?" One writer mutters. "Write more fanfiction?"
 
 please not that.... anything but that....
 
 > Oscar shakes His/her head. "No! This is even more important. For I 
 >have become.." Oscar points
 >at some numbers on his shoulders. ' *Daishi'cha*!" Oscar grins. "Now, 
 >who wants to be thr father
 >of my child?"
 
 AAGGGGHHHH!!!! I TAKE THAT LAST COMMENT BACK!!! good think I'm not 
 human......
 
 
 >
 >
 >
 >(Running for the hills)
 >
 
 No where is safe..... Except maybe Horseman HQ..
 
 
 
                                                             -Famine
                  Who has been scarred for the first time in 3 
 centuries...
 

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP, THE NIGHTMARES ARE ARE COMING BACK MOMMY
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP,
WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!