Well, you wanted something scary? Here ya go!

P-Chan's Lover

  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!" Kurt screamed. It was however, too late. 
His tenuous grip on sanity was lost, and Kurt spiraled down into the 
Void, Madness reigning supreme, in his poor, broken mind.
  "The FFML, yes, the FFML," Kurt gibbered to himself. "It is THEY who 
are the source of evil in this world. They must be stopped, yes. They 
All MUST DIE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  And so did Kurt begin sharpening all the sharp objects he could find 
in his apartment, ready to strike down those who would dare infringe 
upon copyrights for the mere purposes of story-telling. He would track 
them down, every last one, and slice them into bite-sized chunks while 
they slept. As soon as could figure out where he left his keys...
                                   FIN
   I can't believe I just wrote that. The moon's not even full tonight. 
Happy Halloween, folks. 

If my sanity asks, I was never here.
Kurt Markuson
"Beware the three-fanged vampire!" >:E  


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