It's hard to say exactly when Ranma snapped. After all, human beings can
be amazing time bombs of stress: parents have been known to yell at their
children after a hard day at the office(and they have, at least in my
experience); schizophrenics have exploded into homicidal and suicidal
rushes, while their families can only say, bewildered, that they had
never seen it coming, that the sociopath was 'such a nice person'.

However, I believe that the day he really lost it, the day the pressure
got a little too deep, was the day that Akane and Ryoga began dating. And
his 11th fiancee showed up...

[Ranma sits on hospial bed. Dr. Tofuu stands by wielding a large
chainsaw.]

Dr. Tofuu: I recommend you try heavy breathing techniques. [revs up saw]

Ranma:[screams]

Coming Soon...

END TRAILER

Afterword/Notes:

Oh, my god. I can't believe I wrote this! Anyway, I might disregard the
rather shoddy backstory of the trailer. The only real point to this is
getting Ranma vasectomized, and then examining what happens to girl-type.

No, trust me, it gets better! First off, I'll have to find a few books on
the subject...

So, be ready, for some day... RANMA'S VASECTOMY SHALL RETURN!! IN FULL
SCRiPT FORMAT! BWA HA HA HA! 

Oh yeah..if anyone gets the 'chainsaw' reference correct...you need to
get out more. ^_^

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cthuloid vaginal phallus for hire
and current head of No Tomorrow Productions
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