Bad SpamFanfic Titles

I plead temporary insanity.  I'd heard from Donny that Gubby was
pestering the RAAF, and after thinking of what I'd like to do to him, I
remembered my Gubby-spamfics.  Things kind of went to worse from there.  I
mean no disrespect to anyone involved, as I liked almost all of the fics
that are mocked here(The last being an exception).

[Guy Under Earth]

[PoRK - Preludes of the Really Kool]

Prelude #1:	Ranma and Ryo-Ohki
Prelude #2:	Akane and Shun (Greenwood)
Prelude #3:	Ryouga and Galaxy Fraulein Yuna

[The Secret Garden of EVA]

[P-chan's American Lover]

That gives me an idea...
Top Ten Rejected Spam-Fic Titles (not counting the ones above):
10) Pretty Boy Keiichi
 9) Please Save My Fanfic
 8) The Three Goddess...they already know everything!
 7) Adam and EVA (Lemon)
 6) Regarding Tenchi
 5) Slam Puck
 4) My Neighbor Totoro is in a Lawsuit
 3) The Lost World, or A Day in the Life of Ryouga
 2) Endless Ramen and Soba (Lime/Lemon)
And the number one Rejected Spam-Fic Title (not counting the ones above):....
 1) The Wind Called Akane
Ta Da!