Subject: [FFML][Spam][Humor]Anime Classifieds
From: "Dot Warner" <dot_warner17@my-dejanews.com>
Date: 10/28/1998, 11:30 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

If Anime Characters posted in the Classified's...

FOR SALE

One cabbit, slightly used.  Fast, fuel-efficient, and friendly.  Will accept
any currency.  Contact the Misaki shrine for more details.


WANTED

Last katana of legendary swordmaker.  Will pay any price.  May resort to
kidnapping if offers refused.  Call CHO-BROOMHD.


PERSONALS

Tall, dark and hansome Prince seeking his one true love.  Hair styled in
odangos are a plus.  Non-members of the Silver Millenium need not apply.
Email endymion@serenity.moon.gov for an on-line application.


LOST AND FOUND

Lost: 27-year-old female mech pilot, last seen in the entry plug of a giant
purple robot.  Will go to any lengths to retrieve her.  Contact Ikari
Gendou if you can help.


FOR HIRE

Highly skilled surgeon.  Nothing is impossible for the right price.  Cash
only.  Call BLK-JACK to schedule an appointment.


NOW HIRING

Waitresses are needed for local okonomiyaki restaurant.  Must be bright,
cheeful, and fast.  Crossdressers also accepted.  Stop by the Ucchan's
for an interview.
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I plead boredom and lack of a social life.  Flames will be used to warm self during the winter. ^_^
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-"Dot"
http://www.fortunecity.com/westwood/italian/70
http://members.xoom.com/dotchan (mirror)

Bringing to you Dragon Ball fanfics with -gasp- plot! ^_^





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