Bad SpamFanfic Titles

I plead temporary insanity.  I'd heard from Donny that Gubby was
pestering the RAAF, and after thinking of what I'd like to do to him, I
remembered my Gubby-spamfics.  Things kind of went to worse from there.  I
mean no disrespect to anyone involved, as I liked almost all of the fics
that are mocked here(The last being an exception).

[Guy Under Earth]

	Written by Mailman Harm'um (not to be confused with Alan Harnum),
this is a story of an oppressive, overwhelming, evil force, and how the
'hero' tries to stop it by continually mocking it, calling it pointless,
stupid, and OCC.  Whether evil dies or Gubby does is almost irrelevant, as
we can be assured a happy ending either way. (Personally, I'm rooting for
Gubby's demise.)

[PoRK - Preludes of the Really Kool]

	Written by Harry Kleepe (not to be confused with Gary Kleppe),
these are the preludes to the tale that follows ten years after Jinnai's
and Sayuri's wedding.

Prelude #1:	Ranma and Ryo-Ohki
Prelude #2:	Akane and Shun (Greenwood)
Prelude #3:	Ryouga and Galaxy Fraulein Yuna

[The Secret Garden of EVA]

	From Dim Laser's (not Jim Lazar) viewing of EVA.  It's the tale of
an oppressed Shinji that slowly recovers his sense of wonder and magic
while in a secret testing facility in Tokyo-3, away from the eyes of his
father.  At least, until Unit-01 steps on him.

[P-chan's American Lover]

	NO!

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...