Well, I was reading this one This Modern World which
had Ken Starr, Newt Gingritch and Monica Lewinsky as the Fantastic Four. For
some odd reason this idea hit me.
On a far off world fighters gather every year to compete against each other
in a tournament known as...
Mortal Congress!
Newt Gingritch: The reigining champion of the Mortal Congress is known to
never show mercy to his opponents (and his family members). He will do
whatever it takes to keep hold of his power and destroy the Head of Off World
Bill Clin tahn.
Strom Thurmond: The oldest fighter at the Mortal Congress tournament is
ready to unleash his power to control committees and his final attack
which he has spent fifty years perfecting: The Ultimate Filibuster Wave!
Teddy Kennedy: Not the greatest fighter at the tournament he is still
renowned for his skill at Drunken Boxing.
David Hyde: A powerful warrior who commands a group of rebels who seek to
overthrow Clin Tahn's rule. But actuallity he is just a pawn of Newt's.
Al Gore: Warrior who has gained renown for killing opponents with boredom.
He awaits the day when Clin Tahn will fall so that he can seize the throne for
himself.
Bill Clin Tahn: Clin Tahn is not a part of the Mortal Congress Tournament,
but will fight the winner of the event. A fighter whose style constantly
changes. His fighting techniques are unique albiet self-destructive.
Ryoucilo
Until I find better things to write about Ja
ne.