Subject: [FFML] [SM][Spamfic] Barking Snout Nine ^_^
From: Mark Page
Date: 10/27/1998, 12:43 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

BaRkInG sNoUt
by DARK DAY FOR ANIME

Disclaimer - all characters pertaining to the series Bishoujo Senshi
Sailormoon are owned by Takeuchi Naoko, Bandai and Kodansya.

That's about the only relationship this shares with the original
show....

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9. MAKOTO'S SECRET RECIPE


	"Wooooaahh...."  Usagi said as she hazily stared around the
room, munching on one of Makoto's cookies.

	"What is it, Usagi?"  Makoto stared at her as she pulled
another batch from the oven, the almost sickly sweet smell of warm
sugar filling the air.

	"I can see castles."

	"What castles?"

	"Castles on the Moon...."

	Makoto placed the tray of cookies on the table to cool.
"Yes, well, that is hardly surprising."

	"Why?  Because I am the Moon Princess?"

	"No, because of the finest Bolivian Green I use in my
recipe...."

----o

Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of Tokyo....

	"PallaPalla wanna join World Snooker Championship!"

	PallaPalla stood on top of the Amazoness Quartet's tv,
pointing to the screen, where highlights of the Championship were
being shown.  Her three compatriots, sitting on the sofa on the
other side of the room, rolled their eyes.

	"Look, I know you have some skill at Snooker, Palla...."
VesVes began.  "But....  You are missing some vital aspects of the
game...."

	"Pallapalla did very well at local tournament.  PallaPalla
won Special Trophy."  She whipped the trophy from behind her back
nuzzling against it with her cheek, cooing.

	"Well, yes, you did win that....  But that was more because
of the problems you caused to the opposition."  Cerecere, crossed
her arms.  "You see, Palla....  You're not supposed to insert your
cue in a portion of their anatomy where the solar rays cannot
penetrate...."


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Please don't hurt me.  I plead diminished responsibility.

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 / / ^   ^ \ \ 		ayanami@merlin.net.au
/</    w    \>\		Chief Propoganda Officer, Keeper of
\/           \/		the Tapes and Co-Founder of the Saitou-chan
 \___________/		Appreciation Society - Adelaide Japanese
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Version 1.0 - Wednesday October 28th 1998

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	"PallaPalla thought it was a good winning strategy...."

	"Shh..."  CereCere pushed Palla out the side door.  "The
spamfic is over....  No complaints...."

	"Easy for you to say...."  JunJun huffed.  "I didn't get 
any lines."

	"That's because you ask for too much in your contract."
VesVes knocked her one over the back of the head and marched the
pair of them after their partners as the set for "Waiting for 
Minako" Part 14 slowly falls into place....