Great. Now one occured to me. Let's see if I can top the last one:

        Ranma smiled at hsi bride and her apron.

*his* bride.

        Kasumi smiled back

   And now for the finishing touch!  (Bweeeheeheehee)

   Or rather she would if in fact she was the bride.  In fact she was
married to her Dear Dr. Tofu earlier that day.  Just a week after 
looking through his texts and finally finding a way to clear those
steamy glasses once and for all.
   Apparently, the problem had something to do with an excess of lust, 
and called for a solution best described in a lemon fic.  Suffice it 
to say the wedding occured a day after Dr. Tofu found out he was a 
father.

Ranma smiled at his new young bride.

Natsumi smiled back!

Or she would have if she had been married to Ranma. Instead, upon her
return to Nerima, Natsumi had encountered Tarou in monster form. She took
one look at his tentacles,  began moaning about 'LA Blue Girl' and ran off
with one confused monster.

The confusion didn't last long for Tarou though, who suddenly learned one
can lead a very satisfying life, even with a crappy name. 

Ranma smiled at his new Chinese bride.

Herb-chan smiled back.



D.B. Sommer (Who has never seen the above pairing, and is pretty glad.)