Hello all,

I am posting this for a friend who wrote it after reading the
I-I Lo-love Y-you, Akane! fanfic.  Any comments can be sent
either to myself or Scott, whose address is in the header
below.

Warr


From: "Scott Satterfield" <zed@simplynet.net>
To: "Warr" <warr@pobox.alaska.net>
Subject: Re: [RANMA][SPAMFIC] I-I Lo-love Y-you, Akane!

I'm prompted to write a Halloween fan fic...it'll probably suck (pun
intended) but hey?  Why not.  ;)




Ranma watched dispationately as Akane and Ryoga danced to the sound of some
American music he didn't particularly like.

Ranma: I don't know why she'd want to dance with pig boy anyway.  He can't
find his way around the block much less the beat.

Standing with his hands behind his head and looking bored, Ranma was one of
the few people who noticed the new girl who came in the door of the Tendo
Halloween party.  She was dressed as a vampire...a few dead leaves swirled
at her feet as she wraped her cloak around her..scanning the party with her
intense luminus eyes.  She was very striking...not that Ranma cared, he'd
had his fill of beautiful girls.  Girls were mostly just a big pain in his
ass to be frank.  Growing bored once again, Ranma went back to watching the
dancers and pretending he wasn't jealous.

Girl: Hello.

Ranma jumped.  The vampire girl was standing right next to him.  He hadn't
even heard her coming, it was spooky.

Ranma:  Uh...hi.  Look, do you need something?  The punch is over there.

Ranma knew he was being rude but he wasn't in the mood to be bothered right
now..even by a girl with such incredibly beautiful eyes...

Girl: I need a dance partner.  Care to join me?

Ranma: No..see, I don't dance.  I'm a real clutz..yup...can't dance.  Sorry.

Ranma immediately turned away and got a little angry when he saw Akane and
Ryoga laughing by the punch bowl.  Akane had her hand on Ryoga's arm..this
was really pissing him off.

Girl: Oh I doubt that.  Come on, I'll show you.  It'll be fun.

The girl gave Ranma a smile that could have melted an ice berg...but Ranma,
being the hard headed dope he was, was too preocuppied at the moment.

Ranma:  *sigh*  Look.  I'm not interested okay?  Sheesh.  What is it with
you girls?  Why the hell won't you leave me alone?

Ranma hoped he had upset the girl enough to make her go away...he was
disapointed when she didn't.

Girl:  Oh I think you'll find I'm different from other girls...very
different indeed.

Ranma didn't like the hint of menice in her voice, but when he saw Ryoga throw
his arm around Akane as he pointed towards something he lost patience with
the girl, he had to do something about the situation with Akane and Ryoga
right now.

Ranma:  Yea..what ever.  Look, I've got girls twice as pretty as you trying
to marry me everyday.  I've been engaged against my will to like...man, I
don't even remember how many girls now.  All of them just as cute, if not
cuter than you.  Got it?

Ranma felt his smug look fall from his face at the anger in the girls
eyes...he'd never seen anyone this mad before..even Akane never got this mad
at him!  It was a look...a look of hate almost.  Unconsciously he shivered.

Girl:  Oh...is that so.  Well I think you're about to find out just how
charming I can be.

Ranma lost sight of Akane as the two slipped into the kitchen...Ranma
couldn't take it anymore.  Screw the girl, he was out of here.  As he
started across the room he felt himself arrested by a firm, painful grasp on
his arm.  Shocked at her strength Ranma was whirled around into the girl.
Now held by both arms he looked at her with a mixture of shock and fear.

Ranma:  Hey!  Let me go!

Girl: Look into my eyes Ranma Saotome...deep...deep into my eyes...

Ranma's struggles stopped as he began to stare into the girls eyes...he could
see something in there...the hint of something, the image of something...the
shadow of something...the closer he got to seeing, the deeper he slipped into
the girls amazing eyes...

Returning from the kitchen carrying a fresh batch of cookies Akane noticed
Ranma's absence.

Akane:  Where did Ranma go?

Ryogo: Ah..he's probably off sulking somewhere.  You know him, can't stand
to see anyone have fun.

Akane: Yea...I guess so.

Akane wasn't convinced.

Four hours later Ranma was still no where to be found...Akane looked into
the mirror at her worried face, as she brushed her hair.

Akane: Oh Ranma...you stupid jerk.  Why did you have to take off so now I
have to worry about you.

Akane shrieked at the sudden noise at the window.  Gripping her brush like a
weapon she looked to find Ranma standing there.  He looked sick.

Akane: Ranma!  You jerk.  What are you doing out there?

Ranma: Let me in Akane.  I need to talk to you.

Akane: Why should I RANMA?  Go to your room and get some sleep.  I'll NOT
talk to you in the morning.

Ranma: Please Akane....let me in.

Akane frowned...Ranma wasn't normally this way...normally he'd be demanding,
not asking.  He must be really sick if he was being polite.

Akane opened the window and let Ranma in.  He was pale and drained looking.

Akane: What where you doing out there Ranma?  Is someone trying to kill you
again?  ...someone is always trying to kill you...or marry you.

Ranma:  No...no, no one is trying to kill me.  In fact I don't think I'm
going to have to worry about that anymore.

Ranma smiled, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.  Akane took an unconscious
step back.

Akane: So what do you want Ranma?

Ranma moved closer to Akane, his movement was graceful, eerily so.  Akane
stood petrified as he took her into his arms.  Like a deer caught in the
headlights she stared over his shoulder.  Some part of her mind registered
how cold Ranma was...but mostly she only felt the beating of her own heart.

Ranma: I can feel your heart beating Akane...

Akane swallowed the lump in her throat and looked into Ranma's eyes.  She
let out a little gasp as she stared into them...seeing something deep...deep
into his eyes.

Ranma: I can hear your blood...I can smell it.

Akane just nodded dumbly as she stared, mouth agape, into Ranma's eyes.

Ranma: I want you to be with me Akane...be with me forever.

Akane closed her eyes as Ranma's mouth slid down her jaw onto her neck...she
let out a little gasp that woke no one.

They where never seen by thier family and friends again.



Whoa...wasn't expecting that ending.  I was thinking horror fest...oh well.
*shrug*  It works.  ;)

Scott

No wait...I can do better.



The next morning the Tendo family gathered around the breakfast table.

Sun: Where are Ranma and Akane?

Nubiki: Maybe they decided to quit screwing around and..uh...*evil chuckle*

Sun: Nabiki Tendo!  I will not have you talking about your sister that
way...but if it's true then we'll be grandfathers!

The big panda just growled and rubbed his eyes, not much interested in
grandchildren right now, or the location of his ungrateful son.

Nabaki: I'm going to go see if I can find them....

Nabiki crept up the stairs, her instant camera in her hand...hey?  If the
two love birds WERE up here...the least she could do is get a little black
mail material.  Peeking into Ranma's empty room, Nabiki knew they had done
the deed in Akane's room.

Nabiki: You foolish girl...now you're the one who's going to have to change
the sheets...

Chuckling at her own cynical wisdom Nibiki slowly opened Akane's door.
Yup...there they where.  Covers pulled up over thier heads.  She could see
Ranma's foot sticking out of the head of her bed...and Akane's sticking out
the bottom?

Nabiki: Oooh....kinky.

Nabiki couldn't wipe the smile off her face as she crept over to the bed.
Ripping the sheets up and shoving the camera under she pushed the button and
ran out of the room laughing.  Taking the stairs two at a time Nabiki ran
back into the family room with her photograph.  Shaking the photo to make it
develop faster Nabiki fantisized about what she'd buy with the money Akane
would give her for it.  Slowly the picture began to form.  Nabiki even
blushed a little as the entwined arms and legs began to apear.  Her jovial
mood quickly changed when it wasn't Akane's face she saw..but rather
Shampoo's.  Confused she watched as the detail of the picture began to
surface...it was Shampoo alright...and that bandana she was gagged
with..isn't that Ryoga's?  Nabiki's face turned very pale as she took stock
of the look of abject terror on Shampoo's face.  She fainted when she saw
the bloody marks on her neck.


There...that's better.  ;)

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