Subject: [FFML] [R 1/2] Stream of Consciousness
From: "Bogue" <bogue@negia.net>
Date: 10/26/1998, 7:52 PM
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Stream of Consciousness
 
Arrrggghhh! Why did Akane have to hit me so hard?! Is it my fault that Shampoo was sleeping naked in my bed? And then she yells out 'Ranma No Baka'. Ranma No Baka! Ranma No Baka! Baka, baka, baka, baka. Just like a chicken. Heh, maybe Akane will lay an egg someday. It will be a big white egg and then a mean little girl will jump out and yell No More Wire Hangers! No more wire hangers? Oh, that's right that foreign movie Hiroshi made me watch. Jeez, Joan Crawford was a bitch. Nabiki's a bitch too. Why did she take away all of my money? She has more than enough. She's such a bitch. Maybe she turns into a bitch too like in that video I saw. Naw, dogs are loyal and nice and wouldn't do mean shit to you. Dogs are nothing like c-c-cats. Oh, God! Why did I think about that?! Just thinking about them gets me scared! Why did Oyaji have to put me into that stupid pit?! Why didn't he just read the whole book?! He's such a baka! Arrgggh! Now, I'm sounding like Akane! No way am I like her! I am not a macho chick like her! Well, most of the time- No! I am not a girl! Why would I even think that I'm a girl?! Cause you turn into one stupid! But that doesn't make me any less of a man! Oh, please you have breasts for Christ's sake! I am Ranma Saotome and I am a man amongst men! Just not around your mother. That's not true! I would tell her who I was if it wasn't for this curse! Stupid Oyaji! If we hadn't gone to China I wouldn't have to hide from my own mother! I should have killed him the second I got my curse! He's even more of a pain in the ass than Ryouga. Why does Ryouga have to be such a pain in the ass? Always Ranma Prepare to Die or some other bullshit. Why does he have to keep attacking me? Can't he tell that we're friends? What? I am not that idiot's friend! He's a jerk! There's no way I would be his friend! But aren't you? No, I would never be friends with a loser who would sleep in a girl's bed. Perverted little pig. Well, at least he doesn't sleep with Akane since he met that pig girl, Akari. How in the hell can anyone be so obsessed with pigs! It's crazy! Spending your whole life raising pigs! Probably because she spent so much time living on a farm. Wonder what it would be like to live on a farm. Probably really, really boring. Nothing to do, but plow the fields, milk the cows and ride horses and stuff. A horse is a horse my kingdom for a horse.  Where did I hear that? Television or English class? Probably television. Never  listened to Miss Hinako anyway. Akane always told me I should listen to her. Said that if I applied myself maybe I would get better grades. Hmph. She sometimes acts like I can't focus on anything and I'm not using my head at all. What a stupid idea! I do whatever I think is right! I'm the one in control! It's not like my brain's doing anything on its own! Of course not. Thanks.
 
Ryoucilo
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.