Heh heh heh heh, I'm baaaaaaaaack!
Office of Jusenkyo Productions, also known as that black hell hole, that ultimate pit of despair that swallows the light and hides the shrieks of agony that come from it as the hideous, unspeakable tortures are conducted inside… The JTSU Computer Lab at the University of Nevada, Reno:
(You start at the entrance of the old building that has obviously seen better centuries. Dodging around the holes in the walkway that could swallow a pick-up, you push open the rickety door. The hall inside is dark; you only get glimpses of tattered wall hangings and hints of movement behind them. There are two passages, one leads deeper into the mass of darkness, the other, up. You go up the creaking stairs, carefully, you never know what might give. At the top of the landing, torches now darkened, once lit another hall. Now, only the darkness remains. Passing though the double doors at the top of the landing, you notice bits of flesh and blood that cling to what is left of the glass in the doors. To your left is a single door, bolted, chained, and X'd out in lambs blood. On is a sign, part of which is singed. It reads, 'For the Love of God, do NOT open.' You open it. The inside is darker than a tomb, then, a single spark is seen. The room lights up in glaring white light. The room is… a computer lab, clean and in good working order. We see at one of the many computers that line the walls, a walking corpse, then you get close enough to see that it's only make-up)
JG: Gooooooood evening, I am your host for tonight's entertainment. I have gathered here, a collection of Halloween fics for your enjoyment. I'm sure that you will find them… interesting. Bwhahahahahahahaha (cough, cough, hack, hack) Man, I really need to work on that evil laugh.
Jusenkyo Productions Proudly Presents
A Halloween Crossover
Insane in the Membrane 3: Halloween Hijinks
The Imp of the Perverse looked at its calendar and smiled, it was October 31, All Hallows Eve, "Show time!" it said.
Sitting down at The Harpsichord of Discord, it picked up the first piece of music and… played.
Tenchi Muyo!: Monster Mash
(Washu is working on her computer in her lab, next to her is a shroud-covered table with something on it.)
Washu: I was working in the lab, late one night.
When my eyes beheld a eerie sight,
For my monster from the slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise.
(The shroud covered thing starts to get it, the shroud falls off and it's Ryoko who starts to party)
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: She did the Mash!
Washu: She did the monster mash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: The monster mash!
Washu: It was a graveyard smash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: She did the mash!
Washu: It caught on in a flash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: She did the mash!
Washu: She did the monster mash!
Washu: From my laboratory in the closet east,
To the master bedroom, where Noboyuki sleeps.
The girls all came from their humble abode,
To get a jolt from my electrodes.
(The rest of the girls show up and get shocked)
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: They did the Mash......
Washu: They did the monster mash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: The monster mash!
Washu: It was a graveyard smash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: They did the mash!
Washu: It caught on in a flash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: They did the mash!
Washu: They did the monster mash!
Washu: The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.
The guests included Tenchi, Yosho and his Son.
(Now the boys show up)
Washu: The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds
Tenchi on chains, backed by his babe hounds.
The coffin baggers, were about to arrive
With their vocal group, The "Carrot Pickers Five."
(Five cabbits show up and start to 'sing')
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: They played the Mash......
Washu: They played the monster mash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: The monster mash!
Washu: It was a graveyard smash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: They played the mash!
Washu: It caught on in a flash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: They played the mash!
Washu: They played the monster mash!
Washu: Out from her tree, Ayeka's voice did ring.
Seems she was troubled by just one thing.
She opened the door and shook her fist, and said,
"What ever happened to the Jurain Twist?"
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: It's now the Mash.....
Washu: It's now the monster mash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: The monster mash!
Washu: It's a graveyard smash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: It's now the mash!
Washu: It caught on in a flash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: It's now the mash!
Washu: It's now the monster mash!
Washu: Now everything's cool, Ayeka's a part of the band,
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land.
For the humans, this mash was meant too.
When you get to my door, tell them Washu sent you!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: Then you can Mash.......
Washu: You can do the monster mash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: The monster mash!
Washu: It will be your graveyard smash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: You can do the mash!
Washu: You'll catch on in a flash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: You can do the mash!
Washu: You can do the monster mash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: Monster mash Wa ooooo, Monster mash Wa ooooo, Monster
mash Wa ooooo
Ryoko: Tenchi!
Ayeka: Ryoko! How dare you do that to Lord Tenchi!
Ryoko: Shut up princess!
(fade out)
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The Imp smiled, that was a warm up.
Ranma 1/2: Lost on Elm Street, on Friday the 13th, In Transylvania
Ryoga was lost; of course that was nothing new. People were trying to give him directions, that was also nothing new. What was new was the fact that they were giving him directions of where not to go.
"Now then," one old man was saying, "You don't want to go to that lake, remember, don't go to that lake. There was a bunch of killins up there ya hear me? So don't go to that lake."
Of course Ryoga wasn't going to go to the lake, he would go great distances to get away from water. Thanking the old geaser, Ryoga promptly went to the lake.
A scream alerted him to trouble, actually, it wasn't much of a scream. More like, a shriek, after all, Screams happened in suburban neighborhoods. Still, it was enough to snap Ryoga out of some really involved fantasies involving Akane, himself and some pork. (Ryoga was just a bit confused after Akane undressed in front of him one night while he was P-chan.)
Running through the woods, Ryoga burst out it and just stopped from falling into the lake. The scream, (OK, OK, shriek) came from behind him this time. Turning, he saw a blonde woman in her underwear. She was screaming at some big guy who was wearing a hockey mask and carrying a chainsaw.
Getting his blood pressure under control, he started to ask an all important question, then figured that a guy in a hockey mask who is attacking a girl in her underwear doesn't know the answer to the question of what is the ultimate question of life the universe and everything. (Ryoga had been working on that for a long time) He therefore settled for, "Where is the Tendo Dojo?"
The Man in the Plastic Mask ™ just raised his chainsaw higher.
"Where is the Tendo Dojo?" Ryoga repeated again, not quite too swift on the up take.
The man took a swipe at him with the chainsaw.
Ryoga of course ducked, and came back up with an uppercut that broke the mask, revealing the buckteeth and glasses of the world's scariest nerd, and sent him into the lake.
"Oh thank you," the blonde bubbled, "You saved me from Jason."
Ryoga nodded, all in the day's work of a martial artist. "Excuse me," he said, "Where is the Tendo Dojo?"
The blonde, who actually had only taken this to get some spending cash and was actually a pre-med. major, had seen enough episodes of Ranma 1/2 to give the Lost Boy directions.
"Just," she added after she was done, "Don't go to the castle."
And sure enough, a few minutes later at the castle…
"I am, Dracula," the man answering the door said.
"Tell me, where is the Tendo Dojo?"
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The Imp was playing with its organ. Er, that is, was playing its orga…, it was playing music on its musical instrument. Damn, I mean it was just playing around and… Grrrr, it was playing a song by blowing bottles. Arrrrrrrgggggggg! You know what I mean!
Ah! My Goddess!: I Scream.
"Keiichi," the young goddess asked, "What is Halloween?"
Keiichi looked up from his problem to see the short, black haired, and unbearably cute young goddess who asked the question. "It's an American holiday, Skuld. It's supposed to be a time when you dress up and try to scare people. I think you're also supposed to get candy out of it. Why?" he asked.
"Oh, some of the boys at NIT asked me out to a Halloween ball and I wanted to know what it was all about," the mallet wielding goddess answered.
Keiichi smiled, "Ah! That ball, I'm thinking about taking Belldandy, and I believe that Urd is going as well."
"So what do you do there?" Skuld asked, trying to see if Keiichi was going to get her Oneechan into a hentai position.
"Well, there's the dance, and bobbing for apples, and we all try to tell scary stories."
Skuld looked interested, "Oh? Could you tell me one?"
Keiichi looked at her for a moment, then nodded.
Skuld settled down, arranging her goddess uniform around her.
Putting aside his schoolwork, Keiichi got up and turned off the light, plunging the room into darkness. Then he lit a single candle. Holding on to it, he sat down in front of Skuld, casting his face into shadows.
"Once," he began, "There was an old lady who was very, very poor. All she had was an old house, a few blankets, and some ice-cream."
"Why ice-cream?" Skuld wanted to know.
"That was all she could eat," Keiichi replied. "Now then, one day, as old people do, she died. Having very little money, and almost no friends, she didn't have much of a funeral. But, the few people whom she did have as friends made sure that she was buried with the last of her ice-cream, for she liked it very much.
Now then, the gravedigger for her was a young girl who also loved ice cream very much. As a matter of fact, it was her favorite thing in the whole wide world. She thought to herself, 'I love ice-cream, that old lady doesn't need it, I'll get it before I bury her and eat it before it melts.'
So, before she closed the coffin, the young girl grabbed the quart of Ben and Jerry's. The old woman's eyes flew open, and she stared at the young girl. With a shriek, she slammed down the lid and nailed it shut. She then buried the coffin deep and went home with the ice-cream clutched underneath her coat."
At this point, Belldandy came in with some tea. Keiichi took a grateful sip and continued.
"That night, after she had finished the ice-cream, she crawled under her blankets and tried to go to sleep. But, around midnight, she was awakened by a voice on the wind.
'Who's got my ice-cream? Who? Who?' it called.
The girl stroked back up the fire, and went back to bed, 'It's only the wind,' she thought to herself.
'Who's got my ice-cream? Who? Who?' it came again, louder.
All of a sudden, she started to hear a rattling sound, looking over, she saw her spoon rattling in the empty ice-cream carton.
The voice was really loud now, and the wind was howling, and all the time it said, 'Who's got my ice-cream? Who? Who?'"
Keiichi took a deep breath and started up again, "And the fire was roaring and the wind was howling and the spoon was rattling and the young girl was hiding and all the while the voice shrieked, 'WHO'S GOT MY ICE-CREAM? WHO? WHO?'
And then her door banged open, and there, in the doorway, stood the dead woman, her eyes open, but not seeing anything. The wind howled for all it's worth as she approached the bed where the girl was hiding. She reached forward and pulled back the covers saying, "WHO'S GOT MY ICE-CREAM? WHO? WHO?""
Keiichi lowered his voice and gazed right at Skuld, "And do you know what?" he asked.
Skuld, who was REALLY into the story, shook her head no.
"YOU GOT IT!" Keiichi yelled and jumped at Skuld.
The young goddess shrieked like a banshee and managed to gain about four feet in height. Not bad considering she was still sitting down. She hit the ground running and tore out of the temple.
Belldandy looked at her laughing boy friend, "Keiichi-san," she said reproachfully.
Keiichi caught his breath, "I'm sorry, Belldandy," he said, "It's traditional. My parents scared me with the same story when I was young."
"That's not why I'm worried," Belldandy said.
Keiichi blinked, "Worried? Why are you worried?"
"Skuld is going to check out the ice-cream supply to make sure we still have some, but I haven't bought any yet."
From the kitchen came a scream of horror.
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"We are here to scare youuuuuu! We are here to scare youuuuuu!" the Imp sang, badly.
Urusei Yatsura: Werewolves! There Wolves, There Tomobiki!
"So, Darling, what are you going to be for Halloween?" Lum asked.
Ataru considered it for a moment, then considered what some of the girls would look like in their costumes and started to drool.
Lum noticed that look, and knew what it meant, "Daaaaaaaarrrrrrrrlllllling!" she said warningly, For once, Ataru caught the tone.
"Um, no. Maybe I'll go has a harem guard!" he exclaimed, chuckling that annoying little chuckle.
"I you like, I can make you into a wolfman again," the Oni offered.
Ataru remembered all the fun he had as a wolfman, then remembered the pain he had form the cure. "That's OK, Lum, I think I'll pass."
Lum shrugged, doing some interesting things with her bikini top, "I just had extras and wanted to know if you wanted some," she explained.
Ataru froze, "Extras?" he asked in a shaky voice.
"Yes, Darling, extras," Lum said. She pointed out the window to where a large crowd of wolfpeople was gathering. "I went into business selling real wolfman costumes."
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The Imp was really into the swing of things now; of course it was swinging from the roof.
Bubblegum Crisis: Fright Knight.
In retrospect, Sylia later thought, it all started with Linna. If Linna hadn't found that new club, then got Priss a gig in it and invited Nene to go see her sing, it all never would have happened. Priss and Linna came home fine that night, but Nene…
Nene held opened the door for her new friend, "Come on in Miyu," she called, "Oh, would you like something to drink?"
The person who came in was small, just a few centimeters taller than Nene, she was Asian, and her features looked delicate, fragile even. She smiled at Nene as she folded her black coat over a chair.
"I would like that," she said.
Nene moved to her kitchen, and started to rummage around in the refrigerator, not aware of her visitor coming up behind her, softly, as if she was mist.
"Hmmmm, I think I still have some iced tea, and maybe even a soda," the cheerful red head said. "You know, it's kind of funny, I feel like I've known you for years."
She turned to find Miyu almost on top of her.
"Wha… what are you doing?" she asked in sort of a squeak, backing up until she hit the refrigerator.
Miyu smiled again, "You invited me in and offered me a drink," she said softly, her breath caressing Nene's face. "I think I would like it now." Miyu's smile widened to reveal teeth, long, sharp, pointed teeth.
That was when Nene blacked out.
People started to notice, especially her friends, that Nene had a new attitude. For one, she always wore black now, not mater what the circumstance. For another, she only was up at night. She requested, and got, night duty at the AD Police. Being around only at night was putting a strain on her job as a Knight Saber though. Sylia did not like having to wait until nightfall to deal with the businesses of blowing up boomers. But every time she tried to call Nene's apartment in the daytime, there was no answer. About a month later, Linna found out what was the problem.
"Did you want to see me Linna?" Nene asked from Linna's doorway.
"Yeah, Nene, I wanted to know what's going on," Linna said, then noticed that her friend still stood outside, "Come on in Nene, do you want something to drink while you're telling me?"
Nene smiled and closed in on her friend, "Yes, Linna, yes I would like something to drink."
"So, what have you and Nene been up to Linna?" Priss asked later.
"Oh a bit of this, a bit of that, we're trying a new diet," Linna said.
"What kind of diet?" Priss smirked; Nene and Linna were always trying out new strange ideas for weight loss.
"A liquid one," she replied.
"I suppose you want a drink then huh?" Priss asked mockingly.
"I thought you'd never ask."
The three ladies moved out into MegaTokyo, reeking havoc on the population.
Leon responded groggily to the knock on his door. Half asleep, he opened his door to find Priss standing there in black motorcycle leathers.
"Priss-chan? What are you doing here at this time on night?" he asked, trying to shake the sleep from his head.
"I was just in the neighborhood," Priss said, "So, are you going to invite me in?"
Leon held open the door, and Priss walked in and flopped down onto a couch.
Leon, still not believing his good fortune asked, "Is there anything I can get you?"
"I could use a drink," Priss stated.
"What would you like?" Leon asked, moving to the bar.
"You."
"What I want to know," Sylia said to her brother, "Is what are those three up to."
Mackie shrugged, "I don't know, I'll ask Nene when I see her tonight."
"Are you going out?"
Mackie nodded, finally, he had gotten a date, "Yup, she asked if I might buy her a drink."
Later that night, Sylia noticed that Mackie still hadn't returned home. Figuring what happened, she called Nene to confirm it.
"Hello?" a sleepy and, what sounded to Sylia, sated, voice answered.
"Nene? Is Mackie with you?" Sylia asked.
"Umm, yeah, he's sort of drained right now. He's sleeping," Nene responded.
"I see."
"Sylia, please don't be angry. I… I."
Sylia sighed, she knew this was going to happen, it had only been a matter of time. "I would like to see you as soon as possible if you would please."
"Sure, Sylia, I'll be right over," Nene said.
"You don't have to tonight, I'm sure you do not want to leave Mackie."
"Don't worry, Sylia," Nene giggled, "He's dead to the world right now."
A half an hour later, Sylia answered the intercom, "Come on up, Nene," she said into it.
It proved to be not only Nene, but Priss and Linna as well.
"I ran into them on my way up," Nene explained to Sylia's raised eyebrow.
"May I get you ladies something to drink while we talk?" Sylia asked.
All three grinned, "That sounds really good, Sylia." They said.
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"You have entered a dementia beyond sight and sound, you have entered, the Imp's Zone," the Imp said.
The Slayers: The Twilight Zone.
(Xelloss pops up out of nowhere, he is dressed in a suit, ala Rod Sterling.)
Xelloss: You have entered a dimension beyond all sight and sound, where the line
between fantasy and reality is blurred. You have entered The Twilight Zone.
Lina Inverse sleeps soundly in her bed, her dreams filled with images of, what else, food.
Xelloss: (Voice over) Young Lina Inverse, sorceress supreme, she has slain more Mazoku lords than anyone. Yet, what dark dreams haunt this perky flat chested terror? And why do I want to know? It's a secret.
Lina turns in her bed; it's obvious that she is suffering from a nightmare. Let us see what's she's dreaming.
"Honey, I'm home!" the blond man in the doorway called. He was dressed in armor, and carried a sword.
From somewhere deep inside the house came an answering voice, "I'll be right out, Dear." The voice was sweet, almost like sugar water with a generous touch of honey.
The swordsman strode towards that voice, love gleaming in his eyes. Coming out to meet him was a young woman.
She had long red hair that was currently pulled back in a bun. A figure that was small, and not so well endowed, but on her petite frame, it fit perfectly. She wasn't wearing any shoes, exposing her small dainty feet. Dressed for work, she wore an apron, with 'World's Greatest Mom' written on it, and yellow scrubbing gloves.
She was also seven months pregnant.
The swordsman moved to embrace her, kissing her upturned lips.
"Mmmmm," she replied, "And how was your day, Dear?"
"Oh, same old, same old. Chased a few bandits, got their loot," he said.
"You know Gourry, sometimes I wish that I could come along with you," she said.
Gourry smiled fondly at his small wife, "I know Lina, but it would be too dangerous, you don't have and skills at swordplay, and you don't know any magic. Besides, you have to consider the health of Gourry Jr. now."
Lina sighed with longing, although she had never experienced the life that her husband lead, it sounded exciting. But he was right; their second child was on the way. This time, hopefully, it would be a boy, a son for her husband.
"Oh Dear? Don't forget to go get washed up, the Greywers' are coming over for supper tonight. I'm making that chicken you like," Mrs. Lina Gabriev said.
"I'll be ready, I haven't seen Zelgadis and Amelia in ages!" Gourry said, then went up-stairs to wash.
A few minutes later, his arms wrapped around her, "So," he whispered in her ear, "When will they be over?"
Lina giggled, "A few hours."
"And where is our daughter Naga?" he asked.
"Over at her Aunt Luna's, learning magic. Luna says that she's really powerful."
Gourry turned her around, "Well then, as we are alone…" he trailed off.
Lina blushed, then turned her face up for a kiss. Closer he came, and then…
Lina Inverse, sorceress supreme, destroyer of Mazoku Dark Lords, sat up in bed screaming.
Breathing hard, chest heaving, she started talking to herself, "It was all a dream, it's all a dream. That's the last time I eat pickles and ice-cream before I go to bed!" So declaring, she turned over to find Gourry asleep beside her. Then she realized that both his, and her, clothes where on the floor.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As the rest of the inn awoke to Lina's screaming, and sounds of fireballs being sent at a very confused Gourry, the sound of giggling is heard.
Xelloss: (Voice over) Lina Inverse, trapped in a *giggle* world that is, to her *snicker* a nightmare, a world that is in, the Twilight Zone. (He goes back to giggling.)
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"And now," the Imp said, "Because I can."
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Happy All Hallows EVA
"What?! Are you crazy?!" The voice was loud, the voice was annoying, the voice pierced the night, and the eardrums, of Tokyo3. The voice belonged to the Second Child, the designated pilot of Evangelion Unit-02, Souryu Asuka Langley.
The target of Asuka's explosion, Major Katsuragi Misato, didn't react much. Just sat back in her chair, drinking a beer, and let Asuka finish off her rant. Being in close proximity all the time to Asuka had given her a partial immunity to Asuka's screaming, and minor hearing loss.
Misato waited until Asuka stopped screaming a bit then replied, "Yes, NERV is having a Halloween party. The PR people decided that it would be good for the image if we invited the people from Tokyo3 and hold it in the Geo-front."
That sent Asuka off again, raving about how stupid the whole thing was. Misato sighed and turned to the other pilots in her charge. As usual, Rei sat there, quiet as, as, as… well, Rei. Shinji just sat there looking pensive.
"And what do you two think about this idea?" she asked.
"I do not understand what we are supposed to do, Major Katsuragi," Rei said.
"Well, it's a holiday, Rei. You're supposed to dress up as someone or something else and have fun," Misato tried to explain. Rei's expression didn't give any hint as to if she understood, approved, or was considering how much candy she could get.
"And how about you, Shinji?"
"I'm, I'm not sure if I want to go, Misato," he said.
Misato smiled, Shinji cringed, every time she smiled like that, he was in for a teasing. He was right.
"Awww, what's the matter Shinji, afraid that Rei won't be there?" she teased.
Rei turned to look curiously at the pilot of EVA Unit-01. Shinji caught her glance and grew red.
"It's, it's not like that!" he protested.
"Oh? And what is it like Shinji?" Misato asked.
"I, just don't like holidays that's all. Besides, I don't have a costume."
Misato nodded, "Well, you could always go in your plug suit. Dress up as an EVA pilot."
Shinji groaned.
Misato continued, "And yes, Shinji, you do have to go. All three of you have to go, so, I suggest you pick out what you want to wear."
That night, all three children lay back on their beds, wondering just what they were supposed to dress up as. Asuka figured it out before she went to sleep. Shinji thought he might ask Toji and Kensuke tomorrow. And Rei figured that she would just go as whatever Commander Ikari ordered her to go as. She didn't figure on one slight problem however.
"I want you to go to the party, Rei. Oh, and dress up like whatever you want to," the Supreme (Bastard) of NERV said.
"Yes sir," Rei replied, wondering what she was going to do now.
At school, Shinji was having the same problem. Kensuke wanted to know if HE could borrow one of Shinji's plug suits and dress up as an EVA pilot. Shinji just groaned. Toji was trying to hide from Hikari, who wanted to dress him in a suit and tie. A businessman she said. Of course, she would go as his wife. Asuka wouldn't tell him what she had decided on, but kept on chuckling evilly whenever he asked.
'But, I do have all week,' Shinji thought to himself.
That Friday, the day before the party, Shinji was in a panic. He couldn't think of a single thing. Misato had suggested that he get a costume with Rei, Kaji added that it should have room for two. Then Misato hit him.
Rei hadn't been any help when he went to ask her about it. She had just looked at him, said that she had found a costume, and left.
Figuring he had nothing to lose, Shinji asked Ritsuko a favor, and after the sync test that afternoon, took home his plugsuit.
The evening of the party, NERV opened the base to the public. Well, some of the base. The outside grounds actually. There was food, and games. Dancing, and singing. The karaoke didn't go over too well, Asuka just can not sing.
And the costumes, there was so many costumes. As Shinji wandered around in his plugsuit, he saw so many wonderful costumes. Ritsuko went as a mad scientist with Maya as her 'monster'. They had gotten up and sang an old American song, Monster Mash, or something like that.
Kaji had come dressed as an old privet eye; Misato came as a flapper from the 1920's. Already she was drunk out of her mind. Hikari had gotten her way, and poor Toji looked very uncomfortable in his suit. She looked like she was enjoying herself however. Kensuke came as EVA Unit-01, a cardboard one that is. He kept on looking for Angels. For once, it seemed that the Angels got the night off.
A while later, Shinji bumped into Asuka. Asuka was, Asuka's costume was…
Asuka looked at the effect her skintight cat costume was having on poor Shinji and grinned. "Perfect," she said to herself. Brushing her tail lightly up against him, she went to go pester Kaji. Leaving a stunned Shinji in her wake.
Still trying to shake the effects of Asuka's costume off, Shinji managed to run into the one person he did not expect to see at the party, his father Ikari Gendou.
Gendou was dressed in the same uniform he wore all the time. He looked down at his son and a small, small even for Rei, smile appeared, just for a second though.
"Shinji," he greeted.
"Father?" Shinji gapped, "What are you doing here?"
"I am supposed to attend," was all he said, "I decided to come as the Commander of NERV."
Shinji blinked, it sounded like his father had just made a joke.
"Have you seen Rei?" Gendou asked.
Shinji, still mute from shock, shook his head no.
Gendou was about to respond, when warning sirens blared out their hateful tune. The NERV personal started to run to HQ and Gendou pulled out his ringing cell phone.
"Report," he commanded.
"Sir, Unit-00 is launching!" one of the techs reported.
"What? Is the entry plug inserted?" Gendou asked.
"Yes sir, it's launching up to the Geo-front right now."
More sirens went off, and massive doors next to NERV opened, rails shooting up and a rumbling noise announced the emanate arrival of Evangelion Unit-00.
"Who's piloting?" Gendou shouted over the noise of the EVA and of the fleeing, screaming, people.
"Pilot Ayanami, sir." The tech said.
The lift arrived, with the blue and white form of the EVA unit. Slowly, it's steps shaking the ground; EVA-00 got off of the list and approached the space where Gendou and Shinji stood. It crouched down, and the entry plug popped out of its back. In her plugsuit, still wet from LCL, Ayanami Rei climbed down to where the Ikari's were standing. Right up to them she walked, silence filled the Geo-front as NERV officers watched to see what she would do what Gendou would do.
Coming up on the two men, she smiled a small Rei smile and said, "Trick or treat?"
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The Imp stood up and stretched, "Now that! Was fun," it said. A knock on its door made it pause, one, no one knew where it was, and two, it didn't have a door. Curious, it willed on into existence and opened it.
There on the other side stood Tenchi and gang, the Knight Sabers, Ataru Moroboshi, Skuld, Lina Inverse, and the officers of NERV along with all three EVAs.
They did not look happy.
"Uh, heh heh, heh," the Imp said nervously. They all took a step forward.
"Um, trick or treat?" it said weakly, raising it's hands to ward off blows.
"TRICK!" they all said, and charged.
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At yet another castle…
"Where is the Tendo Dojo?"
"It's alive! ALIVE!!!"
"Uh, never mind."
End
Ah, 'tis nice to be back writing. Yes I am still working on the other fics, it's just that school seems to be taking a large chunk out of my time. This one of course had to be written. One, I love Halloween, and two, Nevada became a state on it, so I feel honor bound to do SOMETHING. I hope you all enjoy, give me some C&C for a treat, have a happy All Hallows Eve and making one more appearance so that…
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: Then you can Mash.......
Washu: You can do the monster mash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: The monster mash!
Washu: It will be your graveyard smash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: You can do the mash!
Washu: You'll catch on in a flash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: You can do the mash!
Washu: You can do the monster mash!
Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone: Monster mash Wa ooooo, Monster mash Wa ooooo, Monster
mash Wa ooooo
JA!
JG
