Subject: Re: [FFML] The lost DoCo audition tapes
From: "Razorclaw X" <spiceoflife@hotmail.com>
Date: 10/23/1998, 1:54 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Well this joke came to me earlier today, but I didn't get around to it 
'til
now....

(Remember, this is a JOKE! I don't feel these ways towards the chars' 
involved)

  Wish I thought of this first ;)

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[Tape 6#, Kodachi]

Producer: Okay Miss Kunou. Lets begin.

Kodachi: Oh I shall stun you with my heavenly voice!

Producer: That's nice, but less talk, more sing, okay?

Kodachi: Oh hohohohohohohohohohohohoh(it just keeps going).......

*the soundproof glass shatters and one of the sound crew's headsets 
burst
into flames*

Producer: *turns off her mike'* Um' that's fine, we'll give you a call.

Kodachi: After that you will not be able to resist signing me up! 
*pulls out
her ribbon and twirls it, causing the audioroom to be filled with
rosepetals* Oh hohohohoh! *leaps at the window... But a audioroom 
doesn't
have windows so she slams into the wall*

Producer: Security, please help Miss Kunou out of the building.

  BTW, Kocchi DOES do this on the Hot Song Contest CD....

[Tape 7#, Ukyou]

(Due to some odd reasons the tape wasn't running until the point where 
Ukyou
screwed up the lyrics)

  BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Ukyou: Ah sh*t!

Producer: Um, please try to not swear...

Ukyou: Shut up you jack ass! I'll say whatever I want!

Producer: *sigh* Okay, I think we have enough, we'll call you.

  See this, world? There's ANOTHER person that likes to think Ukyo's the 
resident Ranma character that runs her mouth off!!! (hehehehehe)
"That's my story and I'm sticking to it."--JMS, creator of Babylon 5. 
"If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die."--Kosh, Babylon 5.
"Understanding is a three-edged sword."--Kosh, Babylon 5. 
"Never show your hand until the end."--me, being profound. 

--Razorclaw X
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