[Camera swings into the Mental Library(tm), where Tommy and LilTigre
are looking on at Cerina in dismay.]

LilTigre: What's wrong with her again, Oniichan?

Tommy: She found some BlueSeed manga pics with Kusanagi in them and
now she can't turn away from the damn computer. *sigh* Anyway, this is
sort of an apology to the Flashman for being extraordinarily tardy on
the MST we promised him...

LilTigre: And 'cause we're sorry, we're gonna MST this for you! =^_^=

Tommy: We will if we can get Cerina away from the computer long
enough...

[Tommy walks over to the computer and a fight begins as he tries to
pull Cerina away from her images. A minute later, he returns looking
like he had just been in ground zero of a H-bomb.]

Tommy: Let's *wheeze* get this started, shall we?

LilTigre: How'd you get Cerina-oneechan to give up the computer?

[He jerks a thumb at the corner, where the subject in question is
sitting, a deliriously happy grin on her face.]

Tommy: I printed the pics out.


--CHRISTIAN A ROGERS <MXJK67C@prodigy.com> wrote:

THE TEAM-UP WITH THE SPIDER CONTINUES...

LilTigre: *shudders* Spiders are icky!

	The Web Head then shot a web line at a nearby flag pole and asked, 
"Anyone need a lift?"

LilTigre: *blinks* Never mind.

	"Nah," Yin Yang-chan said, "I can find my own way out."
	With that, she jumped onto the head of the nearest werewolf and, 
from there, leapt onto the nearest roof top.

Tommy: ...She then found out that the werewolf was really pissed off
about being used as a springboard....

	Spider-Man looked at Sailor Moon, who shrugged and said, "Much as 
I'd like to, Yin-chan is my sensei.   She'd get upset if I didn't try 
and do these things myself."

Tommy: Besides, they're probably headed somewhere to make out.

LilTigre: Make out what, Oniichan?

Tommy: *groans, shakes his head*

	With that, the Senshi of the Moon leaped and, with no need to add an 
impromptu springboard, reached the same roof top.

Tommy: Woohoo! Sailor Moon one-upped Ranma!

Cerina: What's going on?

LilTigre: Thought you were starin' at your pictures, Oneechan...

[Cerina sheepishly holds out the sheet; the drool pretty much made the
ink run and ruined the printout.]

Cerina: Well... uh, you know....

	Spider-Man looked up and saw Sayaman already flying off.  "I didn't 
think so," Spider-Man said to no one as he swung up to join the 
others.

LilTigre: Whee! I wanna try!

[The tiger cub suddenly grabs the convieniently located chain to the
ceiling fan and begins swinging on it. Tommy and Cerina roll their
eyes.]

Cerina: Will you get down from there?

AN OLD FEAR RETURNS...

Tommy: This doesn't sound good...

              Yin Yang froze.
              That was all there was to it.
              He fought down the whimper that threatened to escape 
his lips as he stared at the brown furred creature in front of him.  

Cerina: This looks sort of familiar....

He fought to stand his ground as the monster turned to place it's 
solid green eyed gaze upon him.
              He was no longer Yin Yang.  He was now a Ranma who had 
been shown hell once and had been forever changed by it.  Now, he was 
facing it again.

Tommy: Evil mind control spells?

Cerina: Usagi caught him with a Playboy mag?

LilTigre: *still swinging* Brownies without milk?

              "Woe Bringer..." he whispered.

All three: Oh, kuso!

Cerina: *pauses, shocked* Tigger, who taught you to curse in Japanese?
Was it Tommy?

LilTigre: *oblivious* Nope. You did, Oneechan.

[Cerina hides her head as Tommy begins laughing.]

A NEW QUEST BEGINS....

Tommy: The quest of the dragonballs...

              "I'm telling you two, this thing says it's here!" Gohan 
protested as he pointed at the Dragon Radar.

Tommy: *surprised* Hey, looks like I was right!

Cerina: There's always a first time for some things, I suppose....

              "Oh yeah?" Usagi asked as she leaned against a tree, 
"Then where is it?"

LilTigre: *leaps down from the ceiling into Tommy's lap* It's
inviserble!

              That was when an orange object fell out of one of the 
tree's branches and clocked her on top of the head.

[Tommy and Cerina look at each other.]

Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

LilTigre: *giggle* Ouchies.

NEW ENEMIES GAINED...

Tommy: Galaxia?

LilTigre: The Angels?

Cerina: The PTA? *defensively* Hey, it happened to Go Nagai....

               Bison grinned one of his full toothed grins as he 
looked at the Power Ratings for Great Sayaman and said, "Hello, 
handsome."

[Tommy and Cerina look at each other again.]

Both: Ewwwww..... 

LilTigre: Doesn't Bison-san know that Sayaman-san's a guy?

Tommy: *facefault* Uhh... something like that....

***

               "I can't believe it..." Sayaman whispered, "All our 
attacks combined didn't even phase him."
               "What the hell are you?!" Yin Yang spat at their 
armored enemy.
               "What I am is unimportant," the man in the black, 
vaugly beetle like, armor replied, "However, in the interest of being 
polite to a true lady," he nodded his head at Sailor Moon, "I shall 
tell you who I am.
               "Call me... Black Beat."

Cerina: Who?

Tommy: What series is he from?

***

               "She looks almost exactly like her..." Yin Yang 
thought as he balled his fists, "Damn you, Eclipse Lord.  You'll PAY 
for this."
               "Dad said," the Sailor Moon look-a-like with deeply 
tanned skin and brownish-blonde hair said, "I should tell you my name 
is... Dark Sailor Moon."

Tommy: *wicked grin* She can punish me any time she-

[Cerina kicks him into LEO.]

Cerina: *grumbling* Stupid pervert...

[...and Tommy lands right on her.]

Tommy: *groans* Hypocrite.

AND A LITTLE BIT OF "TROUBLE"....

All: *singing* Uh oh, we're in trouble....

               Usagi took a deep breath and blurted it out.
               "Ranma, I'm pregnant!"

Tommy: O_o;

Cerina: o_O;

LilTigre: She called the stork?

TRIO: It WILL be continued... someday... that, I promise.

Tommy: And we're holdin' ya to it, too. ~_^

Cerina: Hey, if you're done with the computer, can I have it back?

Tommy: *sigh* Go ahead.

[LilTigre tugs on his sleeve.]

LilTigre: Tommy-oniichan, how'd Usagi-san get pregnant?

Tommy: ^_^;;; Uhhh... oh, kuso....

[Camera slides out....]

(Note: 'Kuso' means 'damn' or 's***' for the non-Japanese speaking
individuals...)



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