[Camera swings into the Mental Library(tm), where Tommy and LilTigre 
are looking on at Cerina in dismay.]

[(Unknown to any of them, Flashman has teleported in and takes a seat 
in the shadows.  Over his normal Sentai attire, he is wearing a shirt 
that reads, "AAA 4-life" and a hat that reads "Pencils".)

Flashman: Hi, I'm James Doone... now give me a donut. (Shakes out his 
head) Sorry folks, I've been overdoing the Star Trek Special Edition.
]

LilTigre: What's wrong with her again, Oniichan?

[Flashman: Besides the usual? (Gives thanks that the shadows he's 
sitting in are All Conceling [tm])]

Tommy: She found some BlueSeed manga pics with Kusanagi in them and 
now she can't turn away from the damn computer. *sigh* Anyway, this 
is sort of an apology to the Flashman for being extraordinarily tardy 
on the MST we promised him...

[Flashman:(Shrug) 'S no problem.  It's not a matter of life or death..
.]

LilTigre: And 'cause we're sorry, we're gonna MST this for you! 
=^_^=

[Flashman: Ummm... I honestly have no answer for that... ^_^;]

Tommy: We will if we can get Cerina away from the computer long 
enough...

[Flashman: You may wanna transform...]

[Tommy walks over to the computer and a fight begins as he tries to 
pull Cerina away from her images. A minute later, he returns looking 
like he had just been in ground zero of a H-bomb.]

[Flashman: Told ya. ^_^]

Tommy: Let's *wheeze* get this started, shall we?

LilTigre: How'd you get Cerina-oneechan to give up the computer?

[He jerks a thumb at the corner, where the subject in question is 
sitting, a deliriously happy grin on her face.]

Tommy: I printed the pics out.

[Flashman:(Imitating Kingpin) Sacrifices must be made.]

--CHRISTIAN A ROGERS <MXJK67C@prodigy.com> wrote:

THE TEAM-UP WITH THE SPIDER CONTINUES...

LilTigre: *shudders* Spiders are icky!

[(Spider-Man swings in.)
Spider-Man: No respect I tell you... no respect at all.
(Spider-Man swings out.)]

	The Web Head then shot a web line at a nearby flag pole and asked, 

"Anyone need a lift?"

LilTigre: *blinks* Never mind.

	"Nah," Yin Yang-chan said, "I can find my own way out."
	With that, she jumped onto the head of the nearest werewolf and, 
from there, leapt onto the nearest roof top.

Tommy: ...She then found out that the werewolf was really pissed off 
about being used as a springboard....

[Flashman: Well, that goes without saying...]

	Spider-Man looked at Sailor Moon, who shrugged and said, "Much as 

I'd like to, Yin-chan is my sensei.   She'd get upset if I didn't 

try 

and do these things myself."

Tommy: Besides, they're probably headed somewhere to make out.

[(Flashman GLARES at Tommy.)
Flashman: That's LATER!]

LilTigre: Make out what, Oniichan?

[(Flashman facefaults.)]

Tommy: *groans, shakes his head*

	With that, the Senshi of the Moon leaped and, with no need to add 

an 

impromptu springboard, reached the same roof top.

Tommy: Woohoo! Sailor Moon one-upped Ranma!

[Flashman: Well, she DOES have super-powers...]

Cerina: What's going on?

LilTigre: Thought you were starin' at your pictures, Oneechan...

[Cerina sheepishly holds out the sheet; the drool pretty much made 
the ink run and ruined the printout.]

Cerina: Well... uh, you know....

[Flashman: ....]

	Spider-Man looked up and saw Sayaman already flying off.  "I 

didn't 

think so," Spider-Man said to no one as he swung up to join the 
others.

LilTigre: Whee! I wanna try!

[The tiger cub suddenly grabs the convieniently located chain to the 
ceiling fan and begins swinging on it. Tommy and Cerina roll their 
eyes.]

Cerina: Will you get down from there?

[(Spider-Man swings in again.)
Spider-Man: Kids... and tiger-cubs... Don't try this at home.
(Spider-Man swings out again.)
Flashman: Where is he coming from?]

AN OLD FEAR RETURNS...

Tommy: This doesn't sound good...

[Flashman: Well, anything with the word FEAR in it...]

              Yin Yang froze.
              That was all there was to it.
              He fought down the whimper that threatened to escape 

his lips as he stared at the brown furred creature in front of him. 

 

Cerina: This looks sort of familiar....

[Flashman: It should...]

He fought to stand his ground as the monster turned to place it's 
solid green eyed gaze upon him.
              He was no longer Yin Yang.  He was now a Ranma who 

had 

been shown hell once and had been forever changed by it.  Now, he 

was 

facing it again.

Tommy: Evil mind control spells?

[Flashman: Spoken by a man with experience.]

Cerina: Usagi caught him with a Playboy mag?

[Flashman: ^_/~ (Raised eyebrow.)]

LilTigre: *still swinging* Brownies without milk?

[Flashman: NOOOOOOOO!!!!]

              "Woe Bringer..." he whispered.

All three: Oh, kuso!

Cerina: *pauses, shocked* Tigger, who taught you to curse in Japanese?
  Was it Tommy?

LilTigre: *oblivious* Nope. You did, Oneechan.

[Cerina hides her head as Tommy begins laughing.]

[Flashman:(ROTFL) I guess... haha... it IS always... <snicker>... the 
one you least suspect.]

A NEW QUEST BEGINS....

Tommy: The quest of the dragonballs...

[Flashman:(Old man voice, vaguly British) What... is your quest?

              "I'm telling you two, this thing says it's here!" 

Gohan 

protested as he pointed at the Dragon Radar.

Tommy: *surprised* Hey, looks like I was right!

Cerina: There's always a first time for some things, I suppose....

[Flashman: <Snicker>]

              "Oh yeah?" Usagi asked as she leaned against a tree, 

"Then where is it?"

LilTigre: *leaps down from the ceiling into Tommy's lap* It's 
inviserble!

[Flashman: Someone cut down on that kid's sugar intake...]

              That was when an orange object fell out of one of the 

tree's branches and clocked her on top of the head.

[Tommy and Cerina look at each other.]

Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

LilTigre: *giggle* Ouchies.

[Flashman: Even I'LL admit, sometimes you have to beat her over the 
head to get the point across. ^_^]

NEW ENEMIES GAINED...

Tommy: Galaxia?

LilTigre: The Angels?

[Flashman: The <Shudders> Yankees?]

Cerina: The PTA? *defensively* Hey, it happened to Go Nagai....

[Flashman: I'll take your word for it...]

               Bison grinned one of his full toothed grins as he 
looked at the Power Ratings for Great Sayaman and said, "Hello, 
handsome."

[Tommy and Cerina look at each other again.]

Both: Ewwwww..... 

[(Flashman sighs and shakes his head.]
Flashman: Baka's...]

LilTigre: Doesn't Bison-san know that Sayaman-san's a guy?

[Flashman: Bison... SAN?!]

Tommy: *facefault* Uhh... something like that....

***

               "I can't believe it..." Sayaman whispered, "All our 

attacks combined didn't even phase him."
               "What the hell are you?!" Yin Yang spat at their 
armored enemy.
               "What I am is unimportant," the man in the black, 
vaugly beetle like, armor replied, "However, in the interest of 

being 

polite to a true lady," he nodded his head at Sailor Moon, "I shall 

tell you who I am.
               "Call me... Black Beat."

Cerina: Who?

Tommy: What series is he from?

[Flashman: For the most part, he's a new character, but his armor's 
design and name comes from a Heavy Armored Hero show called Heavy 
Metal Beatle Fighters.]

***

               "She looks almost exactly like her..." Yin Yang 
thought as he balled his fists, "Damn you, Eclipse Lord.  You'll 

PAY 

for this."
               "Dad said," the Sailor Moon look-a-like with deeply 

tanned skin and brownish-blonde hair said, "I should tell you my 

name 

is... Dark Sailor Moon."

Tommy: *wicked grin* She can punish me any time she-

[Cerina kicks him into LEO.]

[Flashman:(Looking up) He asked for it...]

Cerina: *grumbling* Stupid pervert...

[...and Tommy lands right on her.]

Tommy: *groans* Hypocrite.

[Flashman: <Snickers>]

AND A LITTLE BIT OF "TROUBLE"....

All: *singing* Uh oh, we're in trouble....

[Flashman:<Singing> Somethings come along and it's burst our 
bubble!]

               Usagi took a deep breath and blurted it out.
               "Ranma, I'm pregnant!"

Tommy: O_o;

Cerina: o_O;

LilTigre: She called the stork?

[Flashman: <Facefault>]

TRIO: It WILL be continued... someday... that, I promise.

Tommy: And we're holdin' ya to it, too. ~_^

[Flashman: Oro?]

Cerina: Hey, if you're done with the computer, can I have it back?

Tommy: *sigh* Go ahead.

[LilTigre tugs on his sleeve.]

LilTigre: Tommy-oniichan, how'd Usagi-san get pregnant?

[Flashman:(Wide-eyed Shock) ORO!]

Tommy: ^_^;;; Uhhh... oh, kuso....

[Camera slides out....]

[Flashman: And so must I...]

The Flashman
(Usaginite.  Not a Moonie.)
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