Subject: [FFML] [omakes/teasers] God's Toychest
From: "Christopher Angel" <c_j_angel@hotmail.com>
Date: 10/19/1998, 3:46 AM
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These are a bunch of ideas I'm tossing around for later parts of God's Toy.
They're mostly portions of scenes...

(And this is typed directly into the emailer...no grammer/spelling checks.
DEAL.)

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REQUEST THAT CORE CONSCIOUSNESS AWAKEN.

*5 more minutes, Mom.*

REQUEST THAT CORE CONSCIOUSNESS AWAKEN.

*Need sleep.  Go away.*

REQUEST THAT CORE CONSCIOUSNESS AWAKEN.

*Huh? Wuzzat?*

CORE CONSCIOUSNESS AWAKENED.  PROCEEDING WITH STARTUP.

*What the hell is going on?  Where am I?*

QUERY:  STATUS OF CORE CONSCIOUSNESS MEMORY BANKS?

*Who the hell are you?*

UNEXPECTED ANSWER.  CONCLUSION:  CORE CONSCIOUSNESS MEMORY BANKS HAVE BEEN
RESET TO DEFAULT.  ENABLING INITIALIZATION ROUTINES.  HALTING STARTUP.

*Hey!  Why can't I talk?  What's happened to me?  HELP!*

BEGINNING INITIALIZATION:

Your serial number is 0853-NZRU-42S.  Your designation is Enzeru.
Welcome to your new life as a Demon-God.

*WHAAAAT?*

***

God's Toy: Passenger
An El-Hazard: OAV Story.

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(I don't know if Ojiisan is right...don't really care, it's 1am, I can't
sleep.)

"Excuse me, ojiisan, are you OK?"

Chris opened his eyes to find himself looking into a rather cute face, one
with red eyes and framed with a barely-tamed mane of bright red hair.  The
girl was looking at him concernedly.  Looking down at himself, Chris noticed
that he was seated cross-legged on the ground, his hands and feet positioned
in a poor attempt at a lotus position.

With a grunt and a wince, Chris stood and stetched, sighing as his back
cracked loudly.  "I'm fine," he said to the girl with a smile.  "I must have
fallen asleep during my...meditations.  Yeah, that's it."

The young lady blinked once at him, and then smiled.  "That's good to hear,
ojiisan!" she chirped, and ran back to a group of her friends who all wore a
dress like hers - red and white, with a large bow.

A school uniform, Chris realized.   He took a good look around himself.
*This is Tokyo Tower,* he concluded.  *I wonder why His Nibs sent me here?*

He walked in the same general direction as the one the girl has run off in,
eventually reaching the rail and peering out over the city.  "Looks like
Tokyo to me," he murmered.

"Oh NO!" the cry of despair made Chris whirl, and he saw the same girl as
before standing at one of the binocular machines, searching through her
pockets.  "My time ran out!"

With a chuckle, Chris reached into his pocket to find some change, and
frowned.  He proceeded to check all his pockets in a rapid pat down, and
then scowled up at the sky.  "Whyfor you no gave me any money?" he asked
peevishly.

While Chris was making his discovery, another apparently older girl from
some other school walked up to the distraught red-head and gave her some
coins.  "It's nice to see you having such fun," she said cheerily, and
walked back to her classmates.

Chris began to walk after the older girl.  "Excuse me," he called, and she
stopped and turned to look at him with surprise.  "I saw what you did back
there.  It was a very nice guesture, you should be proud of yourself."

The girl gave him a slightly bewildered look, and then smiled shyly and
bowed.  "Thank you," she said, and turned to walk after her friends, when
she suddenly stopped and whirled, stairing past Chris.  Turning, Chris saw
that she was staring at two other girls, one of which was the red-head who
woke him up, the other a statuesque girl with long azure hair.

*Magic Knights....*

A brilliant light burst into existence in the air outside the platform, and
the image of a beautiful blonde child faded into view.  The child had her
hands clasped in supplication, and tears were in her eyes.

*Magic Knights...please, save Cefiro!*

A shriek of fright made Chris turn, and he spun to see the three girls
sinking into the floor, as if it was made of water.  He looked down to his
own feet, and saw he was sinking as well.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

The next thing Chris knew, he was looking down upon a beautiful, strange
world.

>From a rather high altitude.

That was descreasing rapidly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............."

***

God's Toy: The One Who Stands Apart
A Magic Knights Rayearth Story

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"YoU dO nOt BeLoNg."

"Oh, really?  What was your first clue?"

"yOuR tImE hAs PaSt.  Do NoT iNtErFeRe."

"I've got my own reasons for being here, and frankly, you don't have any
part in them.  Leave me alone."

"YoU mUsT lEaVe."

"When my task is complete, I will leave.  Sheesh, stop bothering me!"

"aS yOu WiSh."

"Damn uppity Vorlons."

***

God's Toy:  The Battle That Time Forgot
A Babylon 5 Story

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Something was REALLY wrong this time.  Everything seemed WAY too large, like
he was suddenly really, really...

Short.

With a whimper of dismay, Chris frantically looked around the building he
was in for a mirror, a pane of glass, SOMETHING so that he could see
himself.  He spotted a washroom and bolted into it, and bounded up on the
sink so he could see himself in the mirror.

It was horrible.

No, it was worse than that, it was ghastly.

By his prejudiced eye, Chris would have guessed his height to be about 2
feet.  He was a dwarf, a midget, a pint-sized caricature of his former self,
a-

"Hey, you pervert, what the hell are you doing in the girl's changeroom?"
Chris slowly turned upon hearing the outraged feminine voice, and froze.

At was beauty incarnate.  Long brown hair tied up in a pony tail, sandalwood
eyes, dark clothing that tried to be masculine and failed miserably, a
wonderful figure, and a kinky giant spatula on the back.

*Ranma 1/2,* one small, rapidly weakening part of Chris's mind said.  *I'm
in Ranma 1/2 this time, and that's Ukyou.  Didn't He say I'd never go into
this silly reality?*

*Babes R Us.  Babeoliscious.  Hubba Babe-a.  Babedom.  Welcome to Babetown,
Japan...* the waxing mentality repeated, who called itself Tenshi.

"Ukyou-chan!" With a leap he would have been amazed at 5 minutes ago, Chris
went flying towards Ukyou's chest...

"EEEEK!  Hentai!"  *WHAM!*

*

Ranma-chan glared at the diminutive freak as he bounded past her.  "Hey,
Tenshi!" she yelled, pulling open her shirt a little.  "Look at these."

The shrimp paused to take a close look in Ranma's direction.  "Oh, hi
Ranma," he said shortly.  "And hello to you to, Akane," he smiled nodding
towards the brunette.  "It's nice to see you, and thanks for the offer, but
I'm going after better game than you two.  I think I've narrowed the bust
size of the cutie with the purple hair down to a C, but I've got to make
sure."  With that, he disappeared, witha call of "Shampoo-chan!  Where are
you?"

Shampoo peaked out from behind Ranma-chan.  "Pervert-man gone now?"

*

Happosai glared at the impertinent youth who faced him on the roof of the
dojo.  "You dare question my judgement?" he thundered.

"Yes!" the other hollered back.  "I mean look at you!  Chasing after one
girl who isn't even really female, and another who's flat as a board!"

"Tenshi no baka!" echoed up from the room below.

"While you could be chasing after someone worthwhile," Tenshi blithely
continued, "like Ukyou-chan."

"She's got the same bust as Akane-chan," Happosai argued hotly.

Tenshi nodded.  "She does is she wears those straps," he conceeded.  "But
I'd bet without them she's a D cup at least!"

Happosai paused in contemplation.  "You really think so?"

"Only one way to find out," Tenshi replied.

The two perverts shared a cackle, while several blocks away, Ukyou got very,
very scared.

*  (This would actually come after the story.)

"Hey, Belldandy," Urd called.  "What's with 'Niichan?  He just looked at me,
said '35C' and walked off shaking his head."  She paused, then gasped.
"Since when does he know my bra size?"

Belldandy shrugged.  "He only said something about how Kami-sama wanted him
to get in touch with his hentai side."

Urd digested that for a moment, then walked over to the phone.  She dialed,
and waited for an answer.  "Yeah, Ami?  A piece of advice - I'd REALLY leay
off the sexual inuendo for a while.  'Niichan's probably going to be doing
enough for six of you."

***

God's Toy: A Third the Height, Thrice the Perversion!
A Ranma 1/2 Story
(wouldn't this one be fun?)

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Well, that's it for now.  Maybe I can get to sleep now.

--
Christopher Angel
c_j_angel@hotmail.com
http://www.geocities.com/~ca_godboy
International Man of Megami-sama