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Ranma fired off another monstorous Moukao Takabisha, obliterating a six
foot section of one of two remaining legs on the monstorus alien facing
him. Grinning to himself, he jumped out of the way of it's falling corpse,
and jumped on top of the thing after it had completed it's death throes.
Pausing a moment on top the mountain of flesh, Ranma cast his gaze over the
desolate landscape. Shifting uncomfortably in the straps of the
backpack-sized device the Protoss had given him to allow him to use their
energy field, as well as his own chi. Scratching at one of the electrodes
placed on his chakra points, Ranma spotted the strangely organic looking
structure the Protoss had said he would find Akane in. 

Leaping off the dead creature, Ranma sprinted towards the egglike
structure, performing low, chi(and psi)-assisted jumps over the blasted
terrain when running grew too difficult. As he neared the rounded,
bilogical building, Ranma spotted the small breath-holes of buried Zerg. As
if in confirmation of his observation, a dozen of the smallest Zerg
warriors popped out of the ground in a shower of dirt. Spread in a loose
semicircle around Ranma's position, the Zerglings snarled and spat, making
all manner of strange noises. Before thaey could attack, Ranma dropped into
a stance he had seen on an American TV show. 

In a perfect Weaver stance, Ranma held out his right arm, grasped his right
wrist with his left hand, and let loose.

"Mouko Takabisha Revised! Mouko Amaguriken Takabisa!" Ranma cried, letting
loose 743 small explosive balls of chi in three seconds, decimating the
semicircle of Zerglings. Only one remained moving when he was done, and
Ranma walked by it, casually shattering it's braincase with a well-placed
kick as he walked up to the large, egg-shaped...   thing..   holding Akane.
Ranma laid one hand on the side of the thing, feeling it warm and pulsing,
alive under his hand. Ranma jumped back several meters when a loud ripping
sound came from the top of the thing, and jumped back several meters
further as the thing opened up  like some sort of huge flower blooming,
it's petals smooth and gleaming with an oily fluid. At the center of the
blossom, a dark figure crouched. 

Dark hair hung long and smooth from a bowed head, and what appeared to be a
normal, humanoid body was marred by a myriad of appendages, strangely
twisted in their shape. Ranma gasped at the sight, and the figure looked
up, it's long, black hair sliding back over it's face, revealing the
familiar features of Akane. Ranma stood, paralyzed, as Akane shook her
arms, throwing droplets of fluids to the ground. Standing, she shook the
rest of her appendages, and walked slowly over to Ranma.

"Hello, Ranma-chan" Akane purred, tracing Ranma's jawline with her index
finger. Ranma's eyes widened, and Akane's hand traced down his neck, to his
silk-covered chest. "Aren't you happy to see your old Akane, R-an-ma?"
Akane uttered suggestively, drawing his name out. 

Ranma shook his head violently. "You aren't Akane!?" He shouted. "Who are
you? _What_ are you!?!?" Ranma shouted, backing away from Akane's twisted
figure.

"Oh, I'm not just Akane anymore, Ranma..  the Zerg have helped me..  helped
me in ways you cannot imagine." Akane said, striding back towards Ranma.
"I'm not just Akane anymore" she repeated, "you can call me..  The Lady of
Mallets!" She finished triumphantly, bringing her many mallet-shaped arms
forward, striking Ranma a dozen blows. Ranma fell to the ground, and a last
echo of 'Kawaiikune' echoed through the still air, to be overpowered by the
Lady of Mallets Wicked laughter.


and, in conclusion, I'm not sure who to blame, but _i_ like it..