Well, still hoping for C&C, flames, or offers for help (any of these is
really needed if I'm ever gonna get anywhere with this)...please send any to
UnderF4331@aol.com - I've given up on all my other mailboxes.

	Many of the characters used don't belong to me.  Don't sue me, I'm broke.
	Those that I've created (including the stealth self insert) are mine.


Pandem Academy: Orientation Week, Day 1
By Ryo Hoshi

What has happened so far: The mystery meat's alive and well, and hungry as all
get out!


Part Two

	"Is it me or are the tips of those tenticles shaped like..."
	"Yes, they are..."

	Ranma stopped in front of the door.  "Room 199.  Finally."  He opened the
door and walked on into the room.
	"Ranma?"
	"Ryoga?"

Time passes.

	"No!  Bad tenticle!" yelled Kate, blasting the tenticle with a flamethrower.
	The man who had made the rather disparageing comment about the food fight
watched for a few seconds, and the returned to watching Sandi - or more
spesifically, Sandi's tail.
	"She's Saiyan.  She's got to be."
	"Well, her father was.  Her mother's a wereganii..." said the man standing to
his left.
	"Who are you?"
	"I'm sorry, I forgot my manners.  I'm Sathi Amemaris, the gym teacher here."
Sathi lifted his hand to the collar on his throut, and morphed into woman.
"Want to join the fight?"
	"You think there's space?"
	"There will be soon..."

	Eth crossed the hall from his room.  "Hey, you gutho in room 199!"  Getting
no response, he yelled, "BREAK IT UP ALREADY!!!"
	Ranma and Ryoga shook their heads, wondering how long it would take for their
ears to stop ringing.
	Then they heard a crash.  Ranma, Ryoga, and Eth ran in the direction the
crash came from.

	It was dark outside, and the moon was full.
	In a few seconds, there was one weremonkey, one moster that looked like
someone had crossed the weremonkey with some large feline that resimbled a
saber-tooth tiger, and several fleeing fighters.
	"Why are you running?"
	"Oh, no reason really, it's just the healthy thing to do around wereganii..."


*** *** ***   *** *** ***   *** *** ***
	Note: Sathi, Sandi, Eth, and Alni are aliens.  (Big surprise!)
	Gutho means about the same as baka or jerk.  In either of it's sexed forms
(Gathi or Gethe) it is a cussword, in the male form calling into question
one's parantage and in the female form saying that one is a prostitute.
	A Ganii is a large cat with the eating habits of a shark, the skin of a rock,
and the coloration of a chamelion.  Ganii can be translated roughly as the
Tiger-beast because of it's coloration when it it attacking.  One rarely sees
its normal coloration because by the time you realize that you've been looking
at a ganii you've been dead for several seconds...


		--Ryo Hoshi
My life is a joke - and not a very good one, at that.