Calvin Masamune wrote:

Here at the Primary Center for a Healthy Anime Normalcy, we debunk all
those fanfic conspiracies that are sinister and notorious, and that you
have believed for so long.

Well, WE here at the PCHAN know better.  Which is why we bring you:

AUTHORS WHO ARE SECRETLY ALIENS.

hahah
*lol*
i wonder if mulder and scully know?
Mybe I shoudl tell them:)
わたしはエリエん です!!!
:peace,
ali