At 06:11 AM 10/10/98 -0700, Henry J. Cobb wrote:

"What is your name?"

"Tenchi of Camelot."

"What is your quest?"

"I seek the holy grail."

"And who is your girlfriend?"

"Uh..."

And of course, 

"How do we know that she is a witch?"

"She turned me Into a water sprite!"

"I too was a victium of this vile crime!"

"A water sprite?"

"Oh, yea, yea, they were real cute."

"Cute, you say?"

"Well, I got better."

"A witch!  Burn her! Burn..!!"

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb
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