I'm afraid I have some bad news for everyone. A lot of you have
probably figured this out already, but for everyone who dismissed
this as a prank or an attempt at humor...

Or more likly both

From: Calvin Masamune <chukokunomori@hotmail.com>

Note the hotmail address? The reply-to address for this fellow is set
to an address which does not exist. A reply I attempted to send to
the first e-mail bounded.

Tell me about it, I keep getting messages from my deamond obout it...

AUTHORS WHO ARE SECRETLY ALIENS.

not aliens, just not human 

Bad enough that we have authors who are pretending to be who they

are 

not--now we here at PCHAN have uncovered the truth about some of

the 

FFML celebrities, all of whom are secretly working on a

fanfic-based 

alien conspiracy.

Now here's the kicker. YOu should realise that it isn't the celebrities 
that are the aliens but the people who no one pays attention too..

CONSPIRATOR #2: Zen
shapeshifter Okii Nomii from Yaki III.  He is capable of crossing 
dimensional barriers and moving people at will.

That one was almost funny, and almost believable...except that
knowing Zen, it'd be more likely he'd create an army of Kei and Yuri
clones...

Whats so unbelivable about a dementional shape-shifter? (looks in 
mirror) 

That's all for now.  Tune into our next topic, when we debunk the
next 
rumor--John Biles: fanfic legend, or interdimensional demon?

Another one I ain't touchin'. 

Obviously someone that doesn't know many demons, the only demon with any 
writting skill would be Bezorklt from the Fourth ring of Heck (or maybe 
the DeMoN X(a/n)th....)

Until then, I'm heading back to my Top Secret Militia Bunker for my

next 

Cultaholics Anonymous meeting.
--Cal
Lord God Head of the Myth Debunkers

I'm having a hard time deciding, everyone, whether or not this guy is
a certifiable nutcase, a really, really BAD humorist, or a troll.

Or all of the above..

Wait a minute...

Could this "Cal" person be Gubby in yet another disguise?

Hmmm....

I will tell you the auther mentioned their name in their first Post...
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