At 01:58 AM 10/10/98 PDT, you wrote:

CONSPIRACY #4: Mark Page
We believe that Mark Page is actually Quebel from Zaphyx Minor, who 
intends to brainwash us all with his collection of Sailor Moon stories.  
DO NOT BE FOOLED.  Read the fics of D. B. Sommer (actually Lord Kornav 

>from Vega Bimami), whose fics counteract the evil brainwashing 

techniques of "Mr. Page"'s

So, you dare to describe my brainwashing techniques as "evil", do you?
I'll have you know that my brainwashing techniques are the finest in the
known universe.  You shall not find better brainwashing techniques
anywhere....  They're so good, you won't know you've been brainwashed until
you already are....  Umm...  Does that sound right?  Whatever the case, no
D.B. Somer fic has the ability to counteract our brainwashing techniques.
Now excuse me, I have to go and finish washing a new batch of brains.

Jim!  Don't use too much stain remover on that one!  The author wants it to
remain soiled!  Yes, I know The Fish's brain is more soiled than any other
you've come across....  He likes it that way, okay?

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