Okay... let's see:

"So, a demon in here, eh?"

Tenchi walked on through the tunnel, until he came to a massive vault.

"What _is_ this stuff? Plastic?"

Indeed it was. And there was a figure in the centre of the plastic.

"Let's see ... just a skeleton. Let's look a bit closer..." Tenchi 
powered up his ancestral sword, and carved away the plastic. 

"It isss too long ssssccccincccceee I wassssssss freeeeeeeeeee..."

"Oh SHIT!"

"The crimmmme isssssssss lifffffffffeee... The 
sssssssseeeentennnccccccce iss deatttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhh."

Psi-judge Yosho had guarded the tomb for centuries, with a supply of 
stookie to keep him young. The Sword was a modified las-cutter, which 
was necessary to carve the Boing [TM] that he had encased the Dark Judge 
in.

But he was getting old, and it was unlikely that he would be able to 
defeat Judge Death again.

Donning his uniform for the first time in 700 years, Yosho checked his 
Lawgiver, and strode to the tomb again, intending to fight one last 
time.

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How's that?

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