Forgive me for spamming this out, but I can't help myself...
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[We see Akane reclinging next to a tree, talking to P-chan.]
Akane: Well, P-chan, I mean, I really gotta get out of this town. Well, it goes
something like this...
[The music begins. Akane hugs P-chan and tells him...]
Akane (singing):
I'm makin' a pound cake
Watchin' the boys take
Every shot at me without fail.
I beat them really easy
They all look very queasy
[Shakes a finger in P-chan's direction.]
That's what you get when you're a male...(You see, I'm just...)

Wasting away in Nerima-ville.
Seeing all the pervert boys acting like dolts
I'm here to say that there's a ba-ka to blame
I know...
...it's always Ranma's fault!

Now, my sister Nabiki
she's always very sneaky.
She sold ice to an eskimo once.
And now she's a bettin'
that I would be marryin'
that baka Ranma within three months (...ha! Because I'm...)

Wasting away in Nerima-ville!
All the girls don't huurt me with their taunts
I'm sure to claim that there's a ba-ka to blame
I'm wondering...
...could it be Kuno's fault?

I see Ranma fondling Shampoo
a Chinese ditz who knows ninjutsu
I beat her last week in a looong fight.
And there's Ukyou
a girl who wields a spatula
I'm sure they make love eeeverry night! (I'm just...)

Wasting away in Nerima-ville!
Why does Ranma keep calling me a tom?
It's probably safe to say there's a ba-ka to blame
I'm guessing...
...it's probably Shampoo's fault.

You see my dear P-chan, there's a ba-ka to blame
[Hot water is poured on them. A very wet Akane holds a very naked Ryouga.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Ryouga?! You pervert, it's alll YOUR fault!

[As the song ends... We see Ryouga being chased by Akane, with mallet.]
Akane: Come back here you pervert! You slept with me all this time?!?!?!
Ryouga: Um, Akane? Listen, I can explain. Really! Arrghh! Ranma it's all your
fault!!!
Akane: It's not Ranma's fault...arrgh!!! Nooo!

[We pan back up to the tree. We see Ranma and Nabiki. Nabiki looks amazed.
Ranma holds up a bucket.]
Nabiki: I...I don't believe it. You actually got her to admit that you're not at
fault.
Ranma: Yup. Now you owe me. Your Visa, MasterCard or Swiss Bank account is
accepted.
Nabiki: Hey! How'd you know I had a Swiss Bank account! [Kasumi pops her head
out. She looks amazed.]
Kasumi: Oh, Ranma! I didn't think you'd get to admit to Nabiki she had an secret
account. How much was the bet? [Nabiki glares at Ranma. Ranma has this
cat-eating-canary look.]
Ranma: 100,000 yen or sleeping two consecutive nights with Dr. Tofu. With
pictures. [We hear footsteps go by below.]
Akane's voice: Ryouga! When I get my hands on you, pervert, I'm gonna make a ham
sandwitch out of you!!! [The three in the trees looks down and sigh. Kasumi
turns to Ranma.]
Kasumi: I'll pay you tonight.
Ryouga's voice: Honest, Akane! I didn't mean to see you naked like that! Honest!
Help me! Someone!
[The song ends.]
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By the way, the song is ripped from Jimmy Buffet's famous song "Margaritaville."
And yes, it's probably my fault...(I probably need therapy.)
---Andrew